Misc Women suck... - Page 12

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I'm not a player... I don't think. If I am, then cool.

A girl thinks I'm a player. This is awesome! :-)

You've got to be a Scorpio.

Delano · 02-23-2009, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Buddha

I'm not a player... I don't think. If I am, then cool.

A girl thinks I'm a player. This is awesome! :-)

Oh good Christ. Isn't it your bedtime, kiddo?

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Until you meet them in public and you are nothing like you type and then you come across as a fake douchebag

Look dirk, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano

Oh good Christ. Isn't it your bedtime, kiddo?

ha ha haaa... :-)

If you sucked with women as much as I suck with women, you'd think it was cool too.

I'm like a freaking doormat! :-) Any girl thinking I'm sexy is hard to believe. Not saying luv does.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

You've got to be a Scorpio.

I'm a Virgo... why?

I usually am not very bold. I tend to be highly critical, but I keep it to myself.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

ha ha haaa... :-)

If you sucked with women as much as I suck with women, you'd think it was cool too.

I'm like a freaking doormat! :-) Any girl thinking I'm sexy is hard to believe. Not saying luv does.

I meant player as in having a plan in mind. Sleeping with her before you're ready. You're ultimate goal is still sex. Of course, you're a guy, so that comes with the territory.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Look dirk, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again.

In theory you are right but if you really like a girl and you come across as fake then that is not a good thing.

I have been on a ton of dates but I really hate dating.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Buddha

I'm a Virgo... why?

I usually am not very bold. I tend to be highly critical, but I keep it to myself.

Scorpios plan. They are cunning. There's an alterior motive.

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler

I have been on a ton of dates but I really hate dating.

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, dirk, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

Scorpios plan. They are cunning. There's an ulterior motive.

Ah haaa! I guess I am, then... Cause I plan EVERYTHING in life. Not like draw it out or anything, but everything has an ulterior motive. And I am a psych student, so I tend to think there's an ulterior motive for everything.

Its easy for you girls to not have a plan... You all can have any guy you want! It just is never me... :-?

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler

Ok story time let's hear it

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Delano · 02-23-2009, 10:17 PM

OK?

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Why don't you go out with her a few times. She gave you what you want, and now you should give her what she wants, which is to feel validated and good about herself. She probably likes you, and thought getting you in bed first would be the best way to date you.

Right?

And where the hell do you live? Cause here in the freaking Arkansas woods, chicks sure don't act like that. At least, not the ones with all of their teeth. They all want to get married and lose their virginity trying to get pregnant (at the age of 18 years and 1 day).

Delano · 02-23-2009, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Ahh, yes. The "self-professed low maintenance" high maintenance girl.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, dirk, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

You are an assistant mgr of the movie theater?

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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