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guru |
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13 | 26.00% |
yhf |
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37 | 74.00% |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Gladiator Round 2, Match 12: guru vs. yhf
guru:
Spear (6 foot) Backup weapon: Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge Time to prepare: 44 seconds yhf: A star wars light saber (his choice of color) No backup weapon Special Factor: You ate some really, really bad sushi the night before and are afflicted with a violent case of diarrhea Time to prepare: 44 seconds Venue: USS Seawolf (SSN-21) 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted). Starting distance 350 feet - 1 at bow, 1 at stern. |
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#46 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
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#47 |
Unsparing
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"Ghetto Hood Sabers are modified to stay on".
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#48 |
The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I guess that if the light saber can slash through metal like a hot knife through butter, it probably doesn't have the disadvantage I was giving it. You're probably right though.
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#49 |
Texting Ms. Dobbs
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guru. Throw the two rocks, make yhf duck and ram the spear right through him.
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#50 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Game over. Jedis defeat Ewoks.
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