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Old 07-11-2011, 05:27 PM  
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Gladiator Round 2, Match 12: guru vs. yhf
guru:

Spear (6 foot)

Backup weapon: Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge

Time to prepare: 44 seconds


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A star wars light saber (his choice of color)

No backup weapon

Special Factor: You ate some really, really bad sushi the night before and are afflicted with a violent case of diarrhea

Time to prepare: 44 seconds


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USS Seawolf (SSN-21) 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted). Starting distance 350 feet - 1 at bow, 1 at stern.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:53 PM   #31
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No chance in hell Kurdt. I'll prolly have shit in my shoes by the time I get to guru but the indomitable saber will prevail.
...you moron, funny though...
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Old 07-11-2011, 08:15 PM   #32
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The only difference is how many pieces Guru will be sliced into
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Old 07-11-2011, 08:31 PM   #33
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Personally, I think he cuts his own arm off because he will have no idea what he is doing with a light saber and will try to mimic something he saw in one of the movies. His own dumbassery will get him killed.

Too bad so many people have too much confidence in him over this weapon.

Victory me as I stab him to death as he lays in his own pile of shit.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:18 PM   #34
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:38 PM   #35
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Geek vote FTW. Sorry G; I owe you a beer.
Two.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:47 PM   #36
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:54 PM   #37
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Personally, I think he cuts his own arm off because he will have no idea what he is doing with a light saber and will try to mimic something he saw in one of the movies. His own dumbassery will get him killed.

Too bad so many people have too much confidence in him over this weapon.

Victory me as I stab him to death as he lays in his own pile of shit.
No way dude. I'm going straight vanilla on this deal. No fancy moves, no slick flourishes, just calm, calculated, death dealing. Well as calm one can be whilst uncontrollably shitting all over the place. Anyway tis a shame you had to fall to the saber.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:58 PM   #38
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No way dude. I'm going straight vanilla on this deal. No fancy moves, no slick flourishes, just calm, calculated, death dealing. Well as calm one can be whilst uncontrollably shitting all over the place. Anyway tis a shame you had to fall to the saber.
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:21 PM   #39
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No way dude. I'm going straight vanilla on this deal. No fancy moves, no slick flourishes, just calm, calculated, death dealing. Well as calm one can be whilst uncontrollably shitting all over the place. Anyway tis a shame you had to fall to the saber.
I think it is funny how many people think they would be able to handle a lightsaber if it really existed. One little nick and you are screwed.

But, that being said, if I have to fall to anything I am glad it is to a Star Wars weapon and not some of the other weird shit that is popping up.
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:35 PM   #40
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:36 PM   #41
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:40 PM   #43
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That lightsaber should have turned off when he dropped it. FAIL
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That lightsaber should have turned off when he dropped it. FAIL
It also should have cut off his leg.
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