Misc Women suck... - Page 10

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano

Seconded.

We've all done coworkers, but it's great to hear others' stories.

I think the vast majority of my sex exploits have been with women co-workers

Simply Red · 02-23-2009, 11:21 PM

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Ok story time let's hear it

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Why don't you go out with her a few times. She gave you what you want, and now you should give her what she wants, which is to feel validated and good about herself. She probably likes you, and thought getting you in bed first would be the best way to date you.

Right?

And where the hell do you live? Cause here in the freaking Arkansas woods, chicks sure don't act like that. At least, not the ones with all of their teeth. They all want to get married and lose their virginity trying to get pregnant (at the age of 18 years and 1 day).

**QuikSsurfer** · 02-23-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Why don't you go out with her a few times. She gave you what you want, and now you should give her what she wants, which is to feel validated and good about herself. She probably likes you, and thought getting you in bed first would be the best way to date you.

Right?

And where the hell do you live? Cause here in the freaking Arkansas woods, chicks sure don't act like that. At least, not the ones with all of their teeth. They all want to get married and lose their virginity trying to get pregnant (at the age of 18 years and 1 day).

Wrong.
It was about sex. I thought we both understood and wanted it like that.
She told me before hand that she wasn't looking for anything serious.
If she wanted more than that, she shouldn't have been strolling around telling coworkers that she wanted to **** me.

I'm in Madison, Mississippi

Delano · 02-23-2009, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Ahh, yes. The "self-professed low maintenance" high maintenance girl.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

She must like the drama and the cock. Great job and thanks for sharing.

Delano · 02-23-2009, 10:17 PM

OK?

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:28 PM

who knew skinsbra went on to be a struggling rapper?

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Originally Posted by Delano

OK?

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 10:25 PM

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

Rep for slapping me across the face. I start out with this attitude and then start thinking more and more and more and more...

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

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ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

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Do a search, you will have fun.

**dirk digler** · 02-23-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

But you can teach him and train him and think about the wonderful service you will have provided.

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