I just put some icy hot on my groin area - Page 2

**Saulbadguy** · 05-13-2005, 12:21 PM

and it got on my coin purse. It BURNS like hell!!!

05-13-2005, 12:30 PM

Dude, if you're the catcher on a team that loses 22-4, you are probably a female trapped in a male body. Check with Psi.

Kclee · 05-13-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

A few hours later, I was at the bar, and my dick just started burning like hell. I finally realized it was because the oil was still on my hands, and when I took a piss, it got on my unit.

Not a fun night.

Oh good. I thought you were going to end it by saying there was a pepper in your pants, so you were wondering what the topping on the pizza was.

Kerberos · 05-13-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BobChief

Nothing like locker room pranking yourself after letting a squirrel eat your brain.

Phuqtard..

Seems to me I remeber some of the Junior class football players when I was a freshman put some ICY-HOT in one of the Senior cornerbacks jock during our preseason training before practice. The guy got dressed and all the way to the bus and bout the time he sat down his face turned BEET RED and was running all the way back to the locker room with his shorts down and holding his coinsack and screaming ...

It was pretty damn funny back then .... I'm sure it would have been less amusing had the joke been on ME!

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**Saulbadguy** · 05-13-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Dude, if you're the catcher on a team that loses 22-4, you are probably a female trapped in a male body. Check with Psi.

Could be. That would describe the giant man-boobs. However, I only got to bat twice, and was not involved in any of the umpteen errors that occured in the outfield.

**HemiEd** · 05-13-2005, 12:34 PM

Kind of reminds me of the Navy days after over-refilling my ZIPPO lighter. Standing at attention with my crotch and leg on fire from the fluid leaking out of the lighter.

Kclee · 05-13-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

Kind of reminds me of the Navy days after over-refilling my ZIPPO lighter. Standing at attention with my crotch and leg on fire from the fluid leaking out of the lighter.

And you stayed at attention? Do you have a brother named Rich?

Coogs · 05-13-2005, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee

And you stayed at attention? Do you have a brother named Rich?

**HemiEd** · 05-13-2005, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee

And you stayed at attention? Do you have a brother named Rich?

In those days the punishment would have been worse than the lighter fluid burn. They were brutal and still might be. Boomer and Rich could have both handled it.

KCTitus · 05-13-2005, 12:51 PM

Gold Bond Medicated Powder (Extra Strength--green bottle) in the package area is better. Good Times.

**Bob Dole** · 05-13-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

It was pretty damn funny back then .... I'm sure it would have been less amusing had the joke been on ME!

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It was an almost daily prank at football practice, except Icy Hot hadn't been invented. The goo was called Atom Balm.

jspchief · 05-13-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

Gold Bond Medicated Powder (Extra Strength--green bottle) in the package area is better. Good Times.

I know their extra strength foot powder is too strong for that area.

This thread is making me realize how unkind I've been to my junk.

Simplex3 · 05-13-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

Heh. Reminds me of the time I crushed up some peppers to put on my pizza. We didn't have any store bought crushed red pepper, so my mom gave me some dried peppers and told me to crush them up and use them. I did it with my bare hands.

A few hours later, I was at the bar, and my dick just started burning like hell. I finally realized it was because the oil was still on my hands, and when I took a piss, it got on my unit.

Not a fun night.

I was chopping up Habenaros for a 30 alarm chili and rubbed my eyes. I spent the next three hours rinsing out my eyes and lying on the floor wondering if I was ever going to see again.

jspchief · 05-13-2005, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

I was chopping up Habenaros for a 30 alarm chili and rubbed my eyes. I spent the next three hours rinsing out my eyes and lying on the floor wondering if I was ever going to see again.

I used to do hot wing eating contests at a bar during monday night football. When I got home at night, I had to take my contacts out of my eyes. It was like rubbing them with mace every time.

I'm beginning to think I'm a masochist...

KCTitus · 05-13-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

I know their extra strength foot powder is too strong for that area.

Dunno...you get used to it after a while. Definately helps with any heat rash. I use it more in the summer.

jspchief · 05-13-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by KCTitus

Dunno...you get used to it after a while. Definately helps with any heat rash. I use it more in the summer.

The foot powder? Wow. I use the body powder, but inadvertantly used the foot powder one morning and was reminded of the error all day.

Your scrotum might be the only material hard enough to scratch Rich Scanlon.

05-13-2005, 12:21 PM
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