Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

I've Got Bigger Things To Worry About.

Get It? I'm Implying Your Penis Is Small.

Edit: Seriously, Though. Who Gives A Shit.

I'll take that as a no. Thanks, o Lord!

Now for a bigger question: I'm taking this thread as proof that you actually exist, are a supreme being and created life as we know it, etc. This flies in the face of 31 years of intense theological study that convinced me otherwise.

Do you mind if I don't worship you? Because I really don't have time for it.