Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good

You can make the Earth in 6 days, but you are always busy? What takes up so much of your time?

Great Question. People Are Always Under The Impression I'm Helping Planets Rotate Or Influencing Weather.

Sorry, Folks. I Created The Laws Of Physics A Loooong Time Ago. Those Things Are Taking Care Of The Tectonic Plates And Pretty Picnic Days And All That. So That's All On Auto-Pilot.

What I Do Varies From Planet To Planet, Galaxy To Galaxy, Universe To Universe.

As Far As You People Are Concerned, I Provide A Neverending Source Of Compassion That Is Constantly Available, And Ebbs and Flows As Your Own Individual Situations Demand. People Choose To Dig Into Those Reserves (Or More Frequently, Don't), But My Primary Pleasure Here Is Providing That Warmth So That You Can Take Advantage Of It Any Time You Want.

But You Gotta Keep In Mind How Much Real Estate I'm Running. The Multi-verse Is Pretty Big.