Gas on the Fire: Shutdown Corner Gives Chiefs "F" in FA.

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Let's see:

Albert sucked.
- Technically one of the worst offensive tackles in the league. Led the team in untimely, dive killing penalties, minor injuries that would destroy the offensive rhythm and seemed to enjoy using the field as a matress as he was laying on it horizontally as much as he was blocking.
Replaced by: Eric Fisher, who already has infinitely more skills for the position than Albert has.

Asamoah sucked.
- Was as good in his fourth season as he was in his rookie season. Couldn't get out of his stance quick enough and was a virtual sieve.
Replaced by: Eric Kush or Rokevious Watkins. Both of whom couldn't be any worse than Asamoah.

McCluster sucked.
- Slow, short and drops passes like the football was on fire. One decent season as a PR/slot guy. Yawn.
Replaced by: Weston Dressler, who is the exact same guy as McCluster with better hands.

Jackson sucked.
- Everybody around here for four years has bitched about this guy wasting a roster spot.
Replaced by: Vance Walker, who is a much better pass rusher from the five tech spot.

The one guy we lost that everyone laments was Schwartz, who is on his fourth team in four years and wasn't good enough to beat that tomato can Asamoah out of a job until he got injured. He was replaced by the identical Jeff Linkenbach. Wash.

The team did not waste any money on any of the over priced, injured, aging locker room cancer type players that typically populate the free agent market.

Addition by subtraction.

Didn't have to piss anyway any excessive monies in order to keep marginal level players on the roster.

Chiefs Free Agency Offseason Grade: A+