Weirdest place you've ever beat it

[confused]

Originally Posted by rico

Did you like, go to the bathroom to do this? If not, what did you do? Beat it under the table? Beat it behind the big music-playing animals? Did you just openly whip it out in front of everyone? Please don't tell me you jacked it while wading in the balls...I've heard horror stories about those ball rooms. What made you do it? A milf? Was the band playing the song, "Beat It" and you took them literally?

Wow...this OP has me confused to a WTF level.

I've jerked off while driving. That's probably the weirdest for me. I've also managed to have sex while driving and back in the day I used to get a fair amount of road head and road handies.

It's not like I whipped it out in the ball pit and threw a money shot on the giant mouse. The bathroom was virtually empty and I went to the stall. Stroking the balogna pony by your lonesome in the john away from everybody else isn't THAT weird. I wouldn't say a MILF made me do it, although there were a few 7's next to our table. The band wasn't playing any Jacko, but that probably wouldn't have helped.