View Poll Results: How did you wake up this morning?
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My eyes gently opened naturally, with perhaps the soothing sound of chirping birds in the background.
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6 |
12.00% |
I was jolted awake by an alarm clock or other pre-planned alarm.
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24 |
48.00% |
I received a wakeup call.
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1 |
2.00% |
A child, pet, or significant other nudged me awake.
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7 |
14.00% |
I was bumped or kicked by a sleeping significant other.
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1 |
2.00% |
I was awakened by the sultry sexual attentions of a devilishly smiling significant other.
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2 |
4.00% |
I was awakened by a nightmare.
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0 |
0% |
I was awakened by a dream.
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0 |
0% |
I was awakened by my subconscious thoughts – worry or problemsolving or situational processing.
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2 |
4.00% |
I was awakened by a noise inside my home – door slamming, faucet running, poltergeist, people talking, etc.
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1 |
2.00% |
I was awakened by a noise outside my home – garbage truck, neighbor’s lawnmower, artillery bombardment, etc.
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1 |
2.00% |
I was awakened by dampness on the sheets, and I don’t really want to talk about it.
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0 |
0% |
I snored myself awake.
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0 |
0% |
The alcohol or drugs wore off and I regained consciousness
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4 |
8.00% |
I was awakened by someone I don’t know, in a place I didn’t recognize.
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0 |
0% |
I was awakened because I was too hot or too cold.
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0 |
0% |
I fell out of bed.
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0 |
0% |
I have not yet awoken. I’m on Ambien. I'm going to go buy doughnuts now.
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0 |
0% |
I pulled an all-nighter. I'll get back to you tomorrow on this.
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1 |
2.00% |
I don’t actually sleep.
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0 |
0% |