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Eleazar · 02-13-2015, 10:56 AM

The discussion in another thread got me thinking that this might be a fun one.

What are some ill-advised things you have said to your wife/ladyfriend/life partner/whatever? How did she react? How long and how severely did she exact her revenge?

**notorious** · 02-13-2015, 04:07 PM

It's never been about what I said, it's always been about when I said it.

Women are ****ing crazy.

**Iowanian** · 02-13-2015, 04:12 PM

You may be surprised to learn that I get myself into a little trouble with the Mrs by the things I say, however I think she's getting used to it after 12 years.

Probably the worst thing I can think of was the email I accidentally sent to the previous lady friend, that I thought I was sending to my buddy.....that I was tired of her shit, sniffing around this hot nurse and going to dump her.

That didn't go over as well as one might have thought.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-13-2015, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

"What I meant to say was 'please pass the butter for my toast' . What I ended up saying was 'you miserable bitch, you ruined my ****ing life'."

Nirvana58 · 02-13-2015, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon

"What I meant to say was 'please pass the butter for my toast' . What I ended up saying was 'you miserable bitch, you ruined my ****ing life'."

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-13-2015, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd

I think the worst was we were having a minor argument in front of friends and I said "why do you even talk".

**Iowanian** · 02-13-2015, 04:27 PM

The Lyon brothers are definitely hopeless romantics.

If they ever put on a weekend retreat, I'm in!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-13-2015, 04:31 PM

This thread is great. I have never put my hands on a woman, definitely not my wife, but when I get to defcon 5, she probably wishes I would. I aim to hurt, and I know how. It's my biggest weakness and after 12 years, she knows to ignore me when I'm not rational. I won't even repeat some of the shit I've said. Although I have used the why do you even bother to talk line and it's hilarious I'm not the only one.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-13-2015, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

The Lyon brothers are definitely hopeless romantics.

If they ever put on a weekend retreat, I'm in!

easily my favorites.

**mdchiefsfan** · 02-13-2015, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

This thread is great. I have never put my hands on a woman, definitely not my wife, but when I get to defcon 5, she probably wishes I would. I aim to hurt, and I know how. It's my biggest weakness and after 12 years, she knows to ignore me when I'm not rational. I won't even repeat some of the shit I've said. Although I have used the why do you even bother to talk line and it's hilarious I'm not the only one.

Same here. I hold nothing back once revved up, but you have to try damn hard to get me there(which my gf is really good at doing). I've said some pretty shitty things to my gf, but she says some below the belt stuff too. It's how we deal with crap. Pretty funny that we just move past it.

I really think trying to be the overly sweet, caring boyfriend is why relationships have failed in the past for me. Her and I, being able to blow off steam helps us both quite a bit.

**mdchiefsfan** · 02-13-2015, 05:23 PM

Greatest advice I've ever received, as far as relationships go, was to be yourself from the beginning. If doing something is going to bother you 2 years down the road, don't suck it up and do it because you're in that infatuation stage. Let the woman see how you are. If she likes it, sweet! If not, it's not meant to be.

Been in a relationship for 7 years following that advice and am quite happy

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-13-2015, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan

Same here. I hold nothing back once revved up, but you have to try damn hard to get me there(which my gf is really good at doing). I've said some pretty shitty things to my gf, but she says some below the belt stuff too. It's how we deal with crap. Pretty funny that we just move past it.

I really think trying to be the overly sweet, caring boyfriend is why relationships have failed in the past for me. Her and I, being able to blow off steam helps us both quite a bit.

I come down quickly and she sees the regret in my eyes more than just hears it. I'm lucky to have such a beautiful, loyal woman.

PunkinDrublic · 02-13-2015, 05:39 PM

I won't get it in your eye I promise.

**007** · 02-13-2015, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Baconeater

I play it safe and try to talk to the Mrs as little as possible

Simply Red · 02-13-2015, 06:41 PM

"You're a ****ing ugly bitch, I'm going to stab you to death & play around with your blood."

rico · 02-13-2015, 07:58 PM

A couple months ago, my wife and I got into an argument. She said to me, "if there is one thing in this world I would compare you to, it would be a grizzly bear!" I fired back at her with, "if there is one thing in the world I would compare YOU to, it would be a succubus!!!" She responded with, "I don't know what that is and I am not going to look it up!" I replied with, "it wouldn't matter if you did try to look it up...you wouldn't be able to spell it correctly anyways!"

I remember sitting back and thinking to myself, "holy shit, that was ****ing mean."

02-13-2015, 10:56 AM
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