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Old 08-30-2017, 02:21 PM  
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I searched for "Sex Toys" on Chiefsplanet and Broke the F***king Internet!
Vibrator, dildo, marital aids....Chiefsplanet search aggregate times out. (I got the off-white screen of perversion!)

Why did I search for fleshlariats, muffcrunchers and diddlesticks? Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother****ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery.

I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down.

So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?

I'm prepared for a sophisticated, enlightened dialogue
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:39 PM   #16
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:40 PM   #17
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Don't get your wife accustomed to vaginal insertion sex toys. Avoid them IMO. Handcuffs, scented candles, rope, whips, spank paddles, chains, lingerie, ball-gags, positioning wedges, dog collars, and blindfolds are smarter ideas that won't impact your regular sex life. Kinky is about the vibe and role play rather than the toys themselves.

Yes I'm serious.
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:42 PM   #18
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So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?[/B]

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Well, i'm a fully thick haired, bearded, big dick, handsome stud, so maybe i'm not who you're looking for an opinion from but I'll share anyway.

If you want her to continue to unlock her inner freak then you need to express to her how much of a freak weirdo you are, and how much it turns you on.

Once she becomes comfortable with the idea that her sexual perversions are nothing to be ashamed of and are welcomed, then she'll be able to freely slut out for you in bed.

Vibes are a good start. Don't be intimated by large dildos either. They're a tool in the tool kit. Build up that tool kit. Take your time. A good sex session will last an hour+.

She should be spent afterwards. Lube everywhere...turn that pussy to mush...and don't be afraid to take an intermission.
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:42 PM   #19
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:42 PM   #20
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any reason why?

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My guess is that she would rather get off with the toy than you meaning you will become obsolete in her sex joys.
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:43 PM   #21
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My guess is that she would rather get off with the toy than you meaning you will become obsolete in her sex joys.
I know a guy who has jammed a lot of sex toys into some pussies and he thinks this is an irrational fear
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:44 PM   #22
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No No No this is good discussion the man needs advice.


Why make glorify the Romper Room then everyone will want to go there and not making it a punishment.
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:44 PM   #23
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Well, i'm a fully thick haired, bearded, big dick, handsome stud, so maybe i'm not who you're looking for an opinion from but I'll share anyway.

If you want her to continue to unlock her inner freak then you need to express to her how much of a freak weirdo you are, and how much it turns you on.

Once she becomes comfortable with the idea that her sexual perversions are nothing to be ashamed of and are welcomed, then she'll be able to freely slut out for you in bed.

Vibes are a good start. Don't be intimated by large dildos either. They're a tool in the tool kit. Build up that tool kit. Take your time. A good sex session will last an hour+.

She should be spent afterwards. Lube everywhere...turn that pussy to mush...and don't be afraid to take an intermission.


Is that how you got your obsession with black dicks?
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:46 PM   #24
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My guess is that she would rather get off with the toy than you meaning you will become obsolete in her sex joys.
Unless you're undersized in the pants it should be a non-issue. Women like real dick even if it's smaller than a dildo. Vibes are what women like anyway since it offers clit stimulation.

Yes, she is probably using her Vibe when you're at work. Get over it.

There's probably something to be said for a woman feeling pushed to her limits with larger objects. Don't ever let a woman say size doesn't matter. It absolutely matters to a degree.

You can't be rockin' 5" or less and seriously think she's having an optimal time. Sorry to whomever is reading this with a us....below average member.
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:47 PM   #25
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I know a guy who has jammed a lot of sex toys into some pussies and he thinks this is an irrational fear
That's been my experience as well not a problem for me.

I like using toys on girls saves on back pain later.
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Says the cuck....
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Nobody says you can't love black dicks Detox.


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lord knows you've had enough "closers" in your bed.
Your mom prob did. Is that why you ran away as a teen?
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Your mom prob did. Is that why you ran away as a teen?
Pretty sure he was talking to you. Shouldn't you be giving advice to Archie instead of following me around like an obsessed school girl?

I'm starting to feel like i should be signing my posts for you so you can hang them on your wall and fawn over them.
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