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Old 08-30-2017, 02:21 PM  
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I searched for "Sex Toys" on Chiefsplanet and Broke the F***king Internet!
Vibrator, dildo, marital aids....Chiefsplanet search aggregate times out. (I got the off-white screen of perversion!)

Why did I search for fleshlariats, muffcrunchers and diddlesticks? Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother****ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery.

I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down.

So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?

I'm prepared for a sophisticated, enlightened dialogue
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Old 08-30-2017, 03:01 PM   #31
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No No No this is good discussion the man needs advice.





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Old 08-30-2017, 03:02 PM   #32
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For anyone who doesn't frequent D.C, i once told PB that his wife likes to take black dick while he sits and watches. He's been following me around crying about black dick ever since.

Must've really pushed a sensitive topic there....I have to be more careful. Sometimes my comments apparently hit too close to home.
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Old 08-30-2017, 03:04 PM   #33
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For anyone who doesn't frequent D.C, i once told PB that his wife likes to take black dick while he sits and watches. He's been following me around crying about black dick ever since.

Must've really pushed a sensitive topic there....I have to be more careful. Sometimes my comments apparently hit too close to home.
Try not to be too hard on him. Cucks are people two. He was probably born that way.
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Old 08-30-2017, 03:05 PM   #34
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For anyone who doesn't frequent D.C, i once told PB that his wife likes to take black dick while he sits and watches. He's been following me around crying about black dick ever since.

Must've really pushed a sensitive topic there....I have to be more careful. Sometimes my comments apparently hit too close to home.

Tell the truth - you were bringing it up with other posters too. To most of us, It's a strange obsession you have.



We aren't judging you bro. Just like we ain't judging anything advised to Archie Swim here.
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Old 08-30-2017, 03:06 PM   #35
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Try not to be too hard on him. Cucks are people two. He was probably born that way.
Hey man, no disrespect for cucks out there. I'm happy for PB. He's doing what it takes to keep her happy. Ka'dos to him. Takes a helluva man to accept that you're not man enough to please your woman.
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Old 08-30-2017, 03:09 PM   #36
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Tell the truth - you were bringing it up with other posters too. To most of us, It's a strange obsession you have.



We aren't judging you bro. Just like we ain't judging anything advised to Archie Swim here.
A "man" that likes to be called Prison Bitch, who spams the board with gay threads, gets irrationally angry about a black dick comment and recommends cucking in a sex thread...

I'm not a detective or anything....but damn. There's some serious projecting occurring here.
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Old 08-30-2017, 03:10 PM   #37
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No, PB. I will not **** your wife. Now leave me alone please and stop sending me PM's. I already said No.
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Old 08-30-2017, 03:23 PM   #38
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No, PB. I will not **** your wife. Now leave me alone please and stop sending me PM's. I already said No.


Alright, i'd suggest we get back to the original topic.
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It might help if you tell us what you've tried already. Be very descriptive. Just trying to help.
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It might help if you tell us what you've tried already. Be very descriptive. Just trying to help.


They still have 1 900 numbers


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But how are people suppose to lend advice on what to do w/o knowing what you've tried and disliked?

Bring some burst back into this thread after PB's attempted derailment!
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Not much I dislike. The only thing she tends to be apprehensive about is getting on top. She thinks she's too fat and she doesn't want me to see her. I love the position because I don't have to work so hard and and I get a big rack in my face. Without going into detail, I get the impression she likes to be...umm...stretched out a little.


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Old 08-30-2017, 04:00 PM   #45
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Good for her.

Do it.

Lots of lube and take your time. Lick her clit in the process. You must give the tongue action to keep her in the zone. Otherwise you'll probably hurt her.
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