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Old 08-30-2017, 02:21 PM  
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I searched for "Sex Toys" on Chiefsplanet and Broke the F***king Internet!
Vibrator, dildo, marital aids....Chiefsplanet search aggregate times out. (I got the off-white screen of perversion!)

Why did I search for fleshlariats, muffcrunchers and diddlesticks? Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother****ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery.

I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down.

So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?

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Old 08-30-2017, 06:20 PM   #61
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Old 08-30-2017, 06:23 PM   #62
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Ewww....old people sex.
get fukt?
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Old 08-30-2017, 06:24 PM   #63
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Old 08-30-2017, 06:35 PM   #64
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you know what sux about being in your mid 40s? You can find women in their 40s and 50s attractive....along with 30 year olds and 20 year olds. Its freaking frustrating
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Old 08-30-2017, 07:43 PM   #65
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Old 08-30-2017, 07:48 PM   #66
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Old 08-30-2017, 08:41 PM   #67
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Old 08-30-2017, 08:44 PM   #68
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Old 08-30-2017, 08:56 PM   #69
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Old 08-30-2017, 08:56 PM   #70
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Old 08-30-2017, 08:58 PM   #71
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Old 08-30-2017, 09:04 PM   #72
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