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Old 05-01-2020, 03:38 AM  
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Came across this site. Don't ask me how.

Lots of interesting snakes you can purchase. I think Rainman needs a new hobby.

This particular snake is a green tree python

https://reptmart.com/chondropython-m...relia-viridis/


Here's an Albino Blood Red Corn Snake. I'm sure Buehler has seen lots of these.

And it's only $79

https://reptmart.com/albino-bloodred...ophis-guttata/


Now this is a Childrens Python. I'm not sure what that means but I think I'd keep it away from children

https://reptmart.com/childrens-pytho...sia-childreni/


If snakes creep you out then you might consider something less disturbing like an emperor Scorpion from West Africa.

https://reptmart.com/emperor-scorpion/

I'm gonna see if my wife would like this for her birthday

https://reptmart.com/budgetts-frog-b...rachus-laevis/
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Old 05-01-2020, 10:55 AM   #16
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Send your wife first to draw the snake away from you... if she gets bit you can suck out the venom... at the very least you got by unharmed..
At some point in the past we talked about rattlesnake bites here, and I did an image search on "rattlesnake bites". After seeing some pictures, I would not go near a rattlesnake.
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Old 05-01-2020, 11:17 AM   #17
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I was out hiking the other day with the missus, about a four mile loop on a very narrow trail with tall grass on each side. About 3/4 finished we came across a full grown rattlesnake laying on the trail in the sun. He noticed us and backed up a couple of feet to the edge of the grass but was still on the trail more or less. He wasn't using his rattle or looked agitated in any way but he was keeping an eye on us. Taking a detour around the snake would have been impossible because of the tall grass and possibility of more snakes. Returning the way we came is a possibility but it's backtracking another three miles uphill basically.

My question to you snake experts, should I have tried and shooed it away into the grass? I could have waited it out but who knows how long it'll just sit there. What is the best course of action?
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Old 05-01-2020, 11:52 AM   #18
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My question to you snake experts, should I have tried and shooed it away into the grass? I could have waited it out but who knows how long it'll just sit there. What is the best course of action?
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Old 05-01-2020, 12:09 PM   #19
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I appreciate the link, by the way. My niece had a baby a while back, and it seems like a children's python would be a perfect 1st birthday gift.
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Old 05-01-2020, 12:10 PM   #20
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Old 05-01-2020, 12:24 PM   #21
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I appreciate the link, by the way. My niece had a baby a while back, and it seems like a children's python would be a perfect 1st birthday gift.
This might be the best and most logical response that could have been made.

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I've never met a person that I want to sip a bourbon with and have a conversation that owned a ferret or a reptile.

Dogs are a great mediator in finding common ground. Hell, include cats and I'm not the biggest cat fan. But when someone says "meet my snake" you're pretty much off my Christmas Card list.
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Old 05-01-2020, 12:36 PM   #23
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I've got an asshole snake that lives in my garage you can have for free if you come get him. If the bastard would ever leave the confines of said garage, or I could see him anywhere other than by stuff I don't want to risk having a bullet hole in, I'd be a much happier person.
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Never heard of an ‘asshole snake’ before.

Hate to think how that snake got its name . . . . .
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Old 05-01-2020, 03:29 PM   #26
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Never heard of an ‘asshole snake’ before.

Hate to think how that snake got its name . . . . .
that asshole snake always seems to know just when to lay where I'm about to walk as I come around the corner, etc. Its either by the back of the car, or something else that I really don't want a 22 hole in. And every time, even if I do get my old trusty Winchester, the asshole has gone on to his hiding hole, wherever that may be.

One of these days though, his cockiness will catch up to him.
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that asshole snake always seems to know just when to lay where I'm about to walk as I come around the corner, etc. Its either by the back of the car, or something else that I really don't want a 22 hole in. And every time, even if I do get my old trusty Winchester, the asshole has gone on to his hiding hole, wherever that may be.

One of these days though, his cockiness will catch up to him.
You know why he won’t leave, right?

It rhymes with “ Jewve hot bats “.

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