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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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I have an ooze tube in my pants.
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2019
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It's like a Smurf is rubbing one out.
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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The first two comments did not disappoint.
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You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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And it's good for a science lesson, too. I'll eventually have to share this with the kiddo. Also, the guy kind of reminds me of the Progressive "How Not to Become Your Parents" guy.
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You think you can get by this?
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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The last time I had ooze was when I slept with whores in Vietnam!
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#9 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
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My wife loves my soothing ooze!
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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Marry, Ooze tube, kill
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Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
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Looks like a lava lamp with a leak.
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When a nightmare becomes real
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I had one of those when I was younger - believe I bought it from the Kansas Cosmosphere.
When I was a teenager I decided to break it open for fun. Do not recommend - that ooze stuff does not come out of carpet.
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Court Jester
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You think you can get by this?
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Veteran
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