Funny Stuff Dad Jokes

**notorious** · 06-17-2021, 07:50 AM

I say this to my kids every time we drive by a cemetery.

“You know, the cemetery is a very popular place. People are dying to get in.”

Even as they grow older they still smirk due to the cheese factor.

**luv** · 06-17-2021, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

I say this to my kids every time we drive by a cemetery.

“You know, the cemetery is a very popular place. People are dying to get in.”

Even as they grow older they still smirk due to the cheese factor.

I heard that one as "Why do cemeteries have fences?"

PunkinDrublic · 06-17-2021, 06:20 PM

Before I met your Mother I would go to three different church services on Sunday to meet women. I was a real Roman Catholic.

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