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Old 06-17-2021, 07:23 AM  
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Father's Day is coming up, and I just feel like laughing. Give me your best dad jokes.

Two that I've heard recently:

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:37 AM   #16
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:40 AM   #17
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Old 06-17-2021, 09:22 AM   #18
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Old 06-17-2021, 09:23 AM   #19
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Old 06-17-2021, 09:24 AM   #20
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Old 06-17-2021, 09:56 AM   #23
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