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Old 06-17-2021, 12:29 PM   #1
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My favorite one lately with my daughter

Daughter: "... how did I end up with you as a Father."
Me: "it was an accident"

I've been laughing over that one for a month now.
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Old 06-17-2021, 01:31 PM   #2
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My favorite one lately with my daughter

Daughter: "... how did I end up with you as a Father."
Me: "it was an accident"

I've been laughing over that one for a month now.


My son once said to me "You mother ****er"


I says back "You're right I am a mother ****er how do you think you were conceived?"
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Old 06-17-2021, 02:19 PM   #3
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My son once said to me "You mother ****er"


I says back "You're right I am a mother ****er how do you think you were conceived?"
I may be a Mother ****er but the mother I **** ain’t mine...
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