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Old 09-15-2021, 04:32 AM  
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Have to give Sorensen some love....

People like to rag on him for being a slow, freaky white Mormon worshiping some three-headed alien deity.

But this dude has made a LOT of momentum changing plays...it's uncanny.

That Mayfeild INT was caused by him grabbing his ankles...just like he instigated the fumble that sparked the comeback against the Texans.

He's made more game changing plays than Justin Houston ever did....

Just wanted to give him a shout-out...nobody mentioned him in the Browns win.

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Old 09-15-2021, 08:26 AM   #16
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He's a playmaker, no doubt
Yep. It's why he is on the team.
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:28 AM   #17
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Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:28 AM   #18
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He's not a very good player from the 35,000 ft view. He's usually a step or 2 too slow.

But yeah he seems to be in the right place at the right time when making big game momentum changing plays.

Give credit where it is due.
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:33 AM   #19
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:36 AM   #20
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Amazingly, when the history books are written, the lasting impression I'll have of Berry is getting smoked by Gronk in the AFCCG while I'll have several fond memories of Sorensen.

Dude's almost certainly had a larger impact on this franchise than Berry had.

Sports are weird, man...
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Old 09-15-2021, 09:14 AM   #21
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Uhhh....so he doesn't "suck" then. He's an average player who has made a ridiculous number of game changing plays. It's weird as ****
He's physically average but plays with an above-average football IQ and has ball awareness.

He can turn his head and locate the ball. He can time his blitzes well.
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Old 09-15-2021, 09:15 AM   #22
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Old 09-15-2021, 09:18 AM   #23
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People conflate Dirty Dan with Niemann.

Sorensen made so many game saving plays during our super bowl runs that he gets a free pass from me permanently.

His biggest deficiency is probably his antibodies.
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Old 09-15-2021, 09:21 AM   #24
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We need a Sorensen on offense to play WR2.

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Old 09-15-2021, 09:25 AM   #25
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It would be awesome if someone could concoct a list of all his big game changing plays over the years. Even better gif them up!
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Old 09-15-2021, 09:27 AM   #26
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Honestly, if he could add 30 pounds of muscle, I would be all for him replacing 56.

Dirty Dan makes a lot of big plays, and I have decided to stop blaming him every time he gets beat by wide receivers and tight ends, because it's really Spags' scheme that continually puts him in positions to fail.

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Old 09-15-2021, 09:41 AM   #27
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Uhhh....so he doesn't "suck" then. He's an average player who has made a ridiculous number of game changing plays. It's weird as ****
When he starts, I don't think he's average on a down-for-down basis.

He works best as a solid contributor- a guy who sees the field enough to make an impact with a big play from time to time, but not enough that his bad plays will cost you too much.
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Old 09-15-2021, 10:00 AM   #28
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People like to rag on him for being a slow, freaky white Mormon worshiping some three-headed alien deity.

But this dude has made a LOT of momentum changing plays...it's uncanny.

That Mayfeild INT was caused by him grabbing his ankles...just like he instigated the fumble that sparked the comeback against the Texans.

He's made more game changing plays than Justin Houston ever did....

Just wanted to give him a shout-out...nobody mentioned him in the Browns win.
He didn't just cause the fumbled kickoff against the Texans, he also stopped the fake punt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_t0-Ibs71I
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Old 09-15-2021, 10:03 AM   #29
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I mean, I think he sucks. He sucks so bad, but I cannot deny that the man does have a knack for making big plays. I'd say it's just inevitable with the amount of snaps the guy plays, but Hitchens, Clark, Ward, etc. aren't out there making game-changing plays at the clip Sorenson is so... Idk.

I want him replaced but I'd can probably five or six other defensive contributors before I made my way to him.
This is just so ****ing stupid and you continue to repeat it every year.
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