I just found a wallet that was loaded!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by rico

The other day, I went on a date with this gal I semi-recently started seeing. Brought our kids and they met for the first time ever… and I offered to pay for everything, like a gentleman… and I shit you not, she told me to put my card away and reached into her purse and she had at least fifty $100 dollar bills in her little billfold thing. I’ve never seen that much money with my own eyes before.

And she’s really hot. I have never considered myself a lucky person, but I’ve recently begun wondering if that worm has turned. I’m fairly certain I may have hit the jackpot here… I mean, her and I even like the same music, same movies, same everything.

But no, that wallet, doesn’t meet the description of that little billfold thing she had in her purse.

So your theory is that she's an heiress and not killing businessme in hotel rooms? Let's go with it. I'm an optimist.