Let's talk about the Bengals [and Hamburger Helper]

[TLO]

This one is huge as far as the #1 seed goes.

Let's talk about it.

[Chiefspants]

Originally Posted by Halfcan

Except they are Not. Covid is already in their QB room- their backup was put on the list today.

Burrow will be tested as a "Close Contact" --so we will see what happens.

I was quoting Burrow in jest, but hot damn, yeah. Omicron be coming for everyone.

[Red Dawg]

They will be highly motivated. They are on the verge of a division title if they win and Pitt loses.

[neech]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

This is like the beginning of a high school dance and we're just waiting for that first guy to walk across the gym and say hi.

Red rover, red rover, send titty meat on over.

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

The Bengals were 23rd in rushing offensive DVOA heading into last week and 20th in passing offensive DVOA. The Bengals are not good.

I didn’t check DVOA, but I’m not surprised to see this.

They don’t have a rushing stat that jumps out as any better than bottom 10.

Their pass protection is the worst in the league. I’m pretty sure DVOA accounts for that as part of the passing offensive ranking.

Those rankings sound about right.

Willie Gay has been exceptional at tracking down running plays from the back side, so Gay will be really effective this week.

[notorious]

Damnit, Cincy fan is as good as they come.

They have a good team after years of struggle. They have stuck with their team through shit that would horrify even us and our playoff freak show losses.

They get nothing but respect and support from me.

[RetiredSeniorChief]

Originally Posted by Halfcan

Except they are Not. Covid is already in their QB room- their backup was put on the list today.

Burrow will be tested as a "Close Contact" --so we will see what happens.

I guess Applebee's didn't make him wear a mask until he got to his table.

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

I didn’t check DVOA, but I’m not surprised to see this.

They don’t have a rushing stat that jumps out as any better than bottom 10.

Their pass protection is the worst in the league. I’m pretty sure DVOA accounts for that as part of the passing offensive ranking.

Those rankings sound about right.

Willie Gay has been exceptional at tracking down running plays from the back side. Mixon isn’t a burner, so Gay will be really effective this week.

They give up more than their share of sacks, that's certain. But Burrow seems largely unflustered even when sacked multiple times in a game. One of the many things I like about him, and a principal reason i think he'll become a top-10 QB someday, provided CIN actually gets him an OL soon.

But my gut says Burrow will struggle early vs. our defense, which is unlike anything he's seen before, even very different than the defense we had last time we played CIN, pre-Burrow.

And then there's the simple fact they can't stop any TEs they've played this year.

How do they think their D is going to fare against the best TE in the game (maybe the best ever)?

[Halfcan]

Originally Posted by RetiredSeniorChief

I guess Applebee's didn't make him wear a mask until he got to his table.

Yep, guess not!

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by notorious

Damnit, Cincy fan is as good as they come.

They have a good team after years of struggle. They have stuck with their team through shit that would horrify even us and our playoff freak show losses.

They get nothing but respect and support from me.

Yeah I’d really much rather see them run that division than the godawful criminal ratbirds or Stoolers with their jizz rags. But it is tradition that we shit on any fanbase that we play.

[Chris Meck]

Other than like one dude over on that board, they all seemed pretty realistic.

there's the one dude going all full Clay, but everyone else is like...."well, they should be confident."

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

Other than like one dude over on that board, they all seemed pretty realistic.

there's the one dude going all full Clay, but everyone else is like...."well, they should be confident."

THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!!

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by tredadda

I agree with that part. My issues were primarily with those who felt we were arrogant. That and the "area smack" people (although we have some ourselves that do it). I never understood how people develop a sense of superiority based on where they live. I think it's stupid regardless of fanbase.

Yeah, area trash talk is strange, especially when something like 80-90% of people live within 2 hours of where they grew up.

Look at these idiots, growing up in a different part of the country! Losers!



And it's not like it's Green Bay versus San Diego (where everyone would rationalize why they live in each location and what sucks about each location anyway).... I've never been to Cincinnati, but would guess it's very much like Kansas City in many aspects, given they have almost identical populations with I assume very similar weather in flyover country.

[notorious]

NotBigzo Wrote:
Bunch of depraved degenerates over there with names like “titty meat”

They've already nailed us.

[Rainbarrel]

They don't have players named Bud, Buster or Jackrabbit, there is that.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by notorious

They've already nailed us.

I wonder if any of them will let big bill peg them? I sure hope so

Is it pegging if it’s a guy ****ing another guy with his real dick or is that just called making skyline chili?