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Old 04-15-2023, 07:50 AM  
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Who wins in a fight? Round #2 - Featuring Vladimir_Kyrilytch and Jewish Rabbi
We're in the dog days of April here in the off-season, so we're going to have to find ways to entertain ourselves for a while.

The members of www.chiefsplanet.com started a fight club! All fights will take place at the George Brett Statue inside a steel cage. There is no escape from the cage. The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent. Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler will call each fight.

Any type of advantage can/will be given to whoever I feel like. The rules are made up and the points don't matter.

Now let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vladimir - is wearing a T-shirt on that says "I love Mississippi." Has a ballpoint pen in his pocket as well as .58 cents worth of change. 2 quarters. A nickel, and 3 pennies.

Jewish Rabbi - Has a Mezuzah. Nothing else. Not even clothes.

Who wins???
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Old 04-15-2023, 01:57 PM   #31
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I feel like vlad is legitimately insane

this would give him a slight advantage

I see him biting Rabbis nose off or something
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Old 04-15-2023, 02:00 PM   #32
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I'm going with the Rabbi. I've met a couple of them and they're pretty tough guys, rivalling nuns with rulers.
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Old 04-15-2023, 02:26 PM   #33
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Billay will be the winner

He'll let them fight it out for a while and exhaust themselves, then he'll step in and whip both of them before whipping out his purple, pulsating hog

At that point, they'll be too beat up to do anything about what comes next...
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Old 04-15-2023, 02:30 PM   #34
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I feel like vlad is legitimately insane

this would give him a slight advantage

I see him biting Rabbis nose off or something
Jewish noses are too big to fit in a mouth
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Old 04-15-2023, 02:31 PM   #35
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I have a joke.

Why are Jews noses so big?
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Old 04-15-2023, 02:32 PM   #36
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Why are Jews noses so big?
To make up for their small cocks
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Old 04-15-2023, 02:36 PM   #37
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To make up for their small cocks
No.

Why are Jews noses so big?

Because air is free!!!
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Are the dreidel and the tweezers up your ass?
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Vlad face down in a ditch with a Hemingway book hanging out his ass...
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My money is on vlad only because every time I see one of his asinine, self-aggrandizing, multi-paragraph posts, I question my own will to live. I can only assume he would break JR by talking him to death. No disrespect JR.
This is actually a fair point.
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