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Old 08-10-2023, 06:53 PM   #1
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I went in for my pre consultation yesterday. Scope is scheduled for September 1st which, mercifully is a Friday.

Doc was pretty open with me. He said the prep is 1000 times worse than the procedure.

My appointment is at 8:30, he said I should be home by noon unless they find some boulders in there.

FYI, I haven’t been having any issues but I turned 45 this year and that’s the new recommended age.
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Old 08-10-2023, 07:37 PM   #2
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I went in for my pre consultation yesterday. Scope is scheduled for September 1st which, mercifully is a Friday.



Doc was pretty open with me. He said the prep is 1000 times worse than the procedure.



My appointment is at 8:30, he said I should be home by noon unless they find some boulders in there.



FYI, I haven’t been having any issues but I turned 45 this year and that’s the new recommended age.
Can confirm. Feeling awful at the moment. I'm excited for the procedure in comparison. I just have to take a nap, and I get to eat a giant hamburger after.
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Old 08-10-2023, 07:48 PM   #3
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Not sure whether you all go under for the procedure with anesthesia, but it's something to think about. You can do it without going under, but it is supposedly a bit painful...like getting a cramp. Why this is an issue? there is evidence that anesthesia can contribute to dementia later in life. Anecdotally, my mother had multiple cancer related surgeries and in her early 80's slipped into a state where she couldn't recognize anyone around her.
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Old 08-10-2023, 08:09 PM   #4
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Not sure whether you all go under for the procedure with anesthesia, but it's something to think about. You can do it without going under, but it is supposedly a bit painful...like getting a cramp. Why this is an issue? there is evidence that anesthesia can contribute to dementia later in life. Anecdotally, my mother had multiple cancer related surgeries and in her early 80's slipped into a state where she couldn't recognize anyone around her.
They don’t anesthetize you they sedate you. And you’re pretty much out for about 30min, but it’s possible you wake up during the procedure, but you won’t feel pain. I remember I woke up and just recall feeling a painless pressure then it was over. Piece of cake!
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Old 08-11-2023, 07:36 AM   #5
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Not sure whether you all go under for the procedure with anesthesia, but it's something to think about. You can do it without going under, but it is supposedly a bit painful...like getting a cramp. Why this is an issue? there is evidence that anesthesia can contribute to dementia later in life. Anecdotally, my mother had multiple cancer related surgeries and in her early 80's slipped into a state where she couldn't recognize anyone around her.
What evidence?
I have family history of Alzheimer's on my mom's side. So, that does concern me some. I think genetics is probably the biggest factor.
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Can confirm. Feeling awful at the moment. I'm excited for the procedure in comparison. I just have to take a nap, and I get to eat a giant hamburger after.
That's what I did. They said we will do such and such. Then, after that we will give you the whatever to make you go to sleep. I must have gone to sleep when they were doing the first part because I don't anything beyond that conversation. Just woke up being wheeled out of the room and back into the presurgery (or whatever they called it) room.

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Old 08-10-2023, 07:53 PM   #7
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I went in for my pre consultation yesterday. Scope is scheduled for September 1st which, mercifully is a Friday.

Doc was pretty open with me. He said the prep is 1000 times worse than the procedure.

My appointment is at 8:30, he said I should be home by noon unless they find some boulders in there.

FYI, I haven’t been having any issues but I turned 45 this year and that’s the new recommended age.
So is it necessary to do just because of age?

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Old 08-10-2023, 08:11 PM   #8
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So is it necessary to do just because of age?

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They recommend having a colonoscopy at 45 nowadays. If they find nothing you’re likely done for another 10 years. It’s worth having the peace of mind especially considering how common colon cancer is becoming in younger people.
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They recommend having a colonoscopy at 45 nowadays. If they find nothing you’re likely done for another 10 years. It’s worth having the peace of mind especially considering how common colon cancer is becoming in younger people.
Yep. I did my first one at age 38 because of some symptoms I was having that turned out to be unrelated. Even so, they found some pre cancerous polyps that worried them enough that I'm back for another round 2 years later.

It's not a guarantee that it would have caused problems, but I'm pretty glad I went in when I did.
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Yep. I did my first one at age 38 because of some symptoms I was having that turned out to be unrelated. Even so, they found some pre cancerous polyps that worried them enough that I'm back for another round 2 years later.

It's not a guarantee that it would have caused problems, but I'm pretty glad I went in when I did.
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Old 08-12-2023, 09:46 AM   #11
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Doc was pretty open with me. He said the prep is 1000 times worse than the procedure.
That's pretty much the opinion of everyone.
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