**** OFFICIAL Troy Aikman is a salty ****ing bitch thread ****

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Guys like David Carr can go out and throw 30 TDs in today's game.

I guarantee if Aikman played today he would have insane stats. In a league where you can't hit quarterbacks or touch receivers anymore?

Sheeeeiit. He'd be in the Pro Bowl every ****ing year.

Probably no one in NFL history was better at standing in the pocket and delivering an on-time laser while taking a ****ing massive blow than Troy ****ing Aikman.

YES I HAD HIS POSTER ON MY WALL SHINE A BLACKLIGHT ON IT IF YOU MUST

OK, let's say everything you bring up is true... Troy is still a jealous ****ing closeted bitch...