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Old 08-18-2005, 12:21 PM  
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So guess where I woke up this morning.......
.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.

The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am.

"fuck, I'm late for work!"

I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up.

So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

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Old 08-18-2005, 12:23 PM   #2
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:24 PM   #3
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Is your sphinctor sore at all?

no, but it tastes like someone took a sh*t in my mouth
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:24 PM   #4
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:24 PM   #5
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:25 PM   #6
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nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday
... driving.

Que the Guiness "Brilliant" guys in 3, 2, 1...
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:25 PM   #7
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:25 PM   #8
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... driving.

Que the Guiness "Brilliant" guys in 3, 2, 1...

I pulled over and stopped driving. I didn't go very far.
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:28 PM   #9
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... driving.

Que the Guiness "Brilliant" guys in 3, 2, 1...
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:30 PM   #10
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Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday

Way to drive drunk ass hat.....
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:31 PM   #11
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:34 PM   #12
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:34 PM   #13
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Up in Boston, it's not illegal to drive drunk. Everyone drives like they're drunk anyway.
I've been up there, and I know this.

Plus the roads are so F@ked up you almost have to be drunk to drive on them anyway...
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:34 PM   #14
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:04 PM   #15
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And here's the funny thing...

He gets his sorry, drunk ass to work...let's say 10:45...
And by 1:45 he's posting on the Planet. Chiefsplanet, that is.

Lord only knows how long he was on the "other" board.

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