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Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

*Rocky surface of Scropo-4 fades in from black*

Deep Male Voiceover: This...is Scropo-4. A land barely touched by humans.

*Cut to a colony of Scroponids (the spiders) milling around the base of a huge, smoking, inactive volcano*

Deep Male Voiceover: This...is Scropo-4. Home to the magnificent Scroponid, a creature such as no planet has ever seen.

*Cut to and pan up from the base of a huge, ACTIVE Volcano, belching fire and smoke, spewing lava and chunks of rock*

Deep Male Voiceover: This...is Scropo-4. A planet pockmarked with more breathtaking, active volcanoes per 100 square miles than the Islands of Hawaii.

*Cut to the relaxing interior of a comfortable-looking hotel, with peaceful fountains bubbling while vacationers relax, enjoying their free breakfasts*

Light Female Voiceover: This...is Scropo-4. A peaceful getaway where you can relax after an exciting day of big-game hunting and sightseeing. Enjoy the warm rays of the Scroponian Sun, completely protected from the dangers outside our state-of-the-art hotel!

*Cut to a montage of spacesuited big-game hunters going after Scroponids, tourists visiting the volcanoes (in protective transports) and relaxed-looking vacationers milling around the hotel*

*fade to black, cue end title*

SCROPO IV: AN ADVENTURE WAITS

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Marketing Slogan:

Scropo-4: The Finest Adventure Our Universe Offers. Free Breakfast, Too!

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