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Razor 1 2.38%
TV 2 4.76%
Radio 1 2.38%
Internet/Computer 18 42.86%
Cell Phone/Wireless device 0 0%
Car/Truck 9 21.43%
Corporate Career 1 2.38%
Light bulb 1 2.38%
Vacuum Cleaner 0 0%
Any number of Kitchen Appliances 0 0%
Gaz 1 2.38%
Any Heating or Cooling device 8 19.05%
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:17 AM  
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Once you become Amish....
...what will your fondest modern world memory be?

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Old 10-16-2006, 03:42 PM   #31
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My biggest worry would be that reading the box scores of the Chiefs games wouldn't be as satisfying as watching them on TV.
You could still go to the games, right?
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:47 PM   #32
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You could still go to the games, right?
Good point. And my savings on utility bills, cable, and internet would more than pay for the tickets.

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Old 10-16-2006, 03:52 PM   #33
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I have nothing against the Amish but i delivered cabinetry making supplies to a large Amish community in Arthur, Ill for 3 years and the one thing i'll never forget is the smells in their houses........a mixture of pickling spices and body odor. I also saw no more than 3 reasonably attractive women in those 3 years.
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Old 10-16-2006, 05:37 PM   #34
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Old 10-16-2006, 05:40 PM   #35
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My biggest worry would be that reading the box scores of the Chiefs games wouldn't be as satisfying as watching them on TV.
Nor as infuriating.
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Old 10-16-2006, 05:42 PM   #36
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I'd like to see an Amish "V-Dub: Pimp My Ride" commercial.
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:00 PM   #37
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They have porn right?
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:05 PM   #38
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You get to bowl and smoke and drink at the bowling alley. And Blues Traveller comes over and jams at your barn raisings. That's something at least.
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:31 PM   #39
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You get to bowl and smoke and drink at the bowling alley. And Blues Traveller comes over and jams at your barn raisings. That's something at least.
All any of us really know about Amish for sure is from the movie Kingpin.
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:35 PM   #40
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Awww damn. forgot all about this. "We sell quilts at discount price!"
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:45 PM   #41
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:50 PM   #42
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:28 PM   #43
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:33 PM   #44
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Cuz Amish totally drink beer. How else can you explain reproduction?
Good point. It would probably help to have a few beers before you go to bed with the wife, considering they typically marry someone from their family anyway.
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:34 PM   #45
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I had no idea that the Amish don't allow Gaz.


I bet at some point the Amish find a loophole in their rules to allow Internet use, just like the Jewish have found loopholes to operate machinery on Saturday. At some point, some savvy clergyperson says, "You know, if we interpret it this way..."
Hahaha. You've been watching this game for awhile haven't you? I'll bet Oral Roberts has more contempt for the intellect of the general public than PT Barnum.
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