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Old 02-10-2007, 10:47 PM  
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Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

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Old 02-10-2007, 11:31 PM   #31
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Did I question your manly-hood? All I said is that I don't do it, and was about to say that I never did, but then remembered that everyone starts off learning sitting down, so I tossed it in there.

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Maybe some decaf, heck I made a joke and he gets on like Dr Phil saying internet response.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:33 PM   #32
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:33 PM   #33
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Seems to me that the squatting down then standing from a squatted position would be a hell of a lot tougher in your knees than standing there, but whatever. No one said you couldn't do it, just seems pretty gay to me.

So out with it. What other issues does one have to have that makes him somehow less mentally stable than someone willing to squat to pee?

If me sitting to pee is "gay" to you, then you are setting the example of why I say there must be other issues at work....


most dictionary definitions of gay activities mention nothing of men peeing while sitting. So for you to make that assumption......
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:34 PM   #34
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Maybe some decaf, heck I made a joke and he gets on like Dr Phil saying internet response.
Yeah, I even laughed at your joke.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:34 PM   #35
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:34 PM   #36
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I know morphius, quoting your post was a bad choice, for you didn't tresspass on my manhood. It was meant as a more general response for the other idiots that say "sitting to pee is only for girls"


so please accept my formal appology to you. and for now, you alone...... except donger, he seems to get my point too.
Haha. You're apologizing to a guy who used to have woman hair.

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Old 02-10-2007, 11:34 PM   #37
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If me sitting to pee is "gay" to you, then you are setting the example of why I say there must be other issues at work....


most dictionary definitions of gay activities mention nothing of men peeing while sitting. So for you to make that assumption......
It is a long running joke, hell it was even on SNL back in the 80's/90's. Relax...
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:36 PM   #40
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That really wasn't my intention.
Oh, I'm not talking about you by any means. I'm talking about the guy who thinks people with disabilities are sissies for some odd reason.
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Maybe some decaf, heck I made a joke and he gets on like Dr Phil saying internet response.

now you won't even stand and fight for your beliefs / other response, that is even worse than ignorant.

Hiding behind the internet..... I lost respect for discussing this topic with you.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:37 PM   #42
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Haha. You're apologizing to a guy who used to have woman hair.

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Your just made that you had to have yours short because you went gray in your 20's...
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jeez, make a strong statement and if anyone confronts you just say you were joking....
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(Sorry. It's just a preemptive offset for the sitting piss Bob Dole is likely to take about 3am.)
Shit, don't apologize. Just after you're done with the comfy piss, go ahead and bake us some motherfucking pie.
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If me sitting to pee is "gay" to you, then you are setting the example of why I say there must be other issues at work....


most dictionary definitions of gay activities mention nothing of men peeing while sitting. So for you to make that assumption......
Wow, just...wow. You looked it up in a dictionary?

I still don't know what other issues you are talking about. Go ahead and pee how you want. I just think it's pretty feminine. You think I have issues, I think you have issues.
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