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King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
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Damn.
Bob Dole wishes someone had sent a reminder memo or something, so Bob Dole could have supplied stickers and buttons and other really nice swag. |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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Man, haven't you ever heard of Dole Pineapple ? He became so famous his pineapple was the talk of the ED world.
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Bob Dole says Ross Perot has nothing on him........
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Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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Bob Dole has hired three of the worlds scariest groups of people to assist his plight of world domination.
Retired Ninjas Vengeful Clowns and of course: Old Porn Stars Fight the power Bob Dole! |
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avatar down for remodel
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Over 24,000 post with only one hand. Unless him can type with that ink pen
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Mr. Bob Dole once taught english to an entire tribe of cannibals allowing them, for the first time, to read microwave instructions and his personal copy of the recipe book, "400 Enticing Pork And Bean Ideas" which resulted in saving countless lives of unsuspecting travellers, missionaries, and jungle explorers.
We appreciate that, Mr. Bob Dole. FAX |
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King Shit of **** Mountain
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Stuff & Things
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Did you hear what I said?
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Bob Dole once used his eyebrow to rescue an orphan from the bottom of a well.
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Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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RJ enjoys Bob Dole's unique style of posting.
RJ also appreciates Bob Dole's somewhat caustic wit. What RJ doesn't understand is why Bob Dole ever thought to post in the third person, much less to make it a trademark. RJ hopes that Bob Dole might explain that. RJ is thinking that alcohol may have been involved, though RJ has never met Bob Dole and therefore has no real basis for his opinion. Also, RJ is amused by the fact that Bob Dole seems to use his mod powers primarily for evil purposes. |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Actually, he invented the Externet. It was kind of the Beta to the Internet's VHS. It's still used in a lot of developing countries, though.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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A lot of very strange looking puppies really appreciate that. FAX |
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It Goes On
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lees Summit
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One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with Bob Dole. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to Bob Dole. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned Bob Dole about it: "Bob Dole, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." Bob Dole replied: "My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you. Now go get me a beer. I'm tired from carrying your fat ass. And don't be a lazy bitch. Get the good beer." |
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