Iowa - Page 4

Jenson71 · 03-27-2007, 06:05 PM

Best terroritory in the world? Or just best state in the USA?

**Skip Towne** · 03-27-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I guess someone's funny bone is broken.

"I don't live in MIzzeruh, Ahm waaaaaaaaaaay over here in Quin-sah!"

Don't blame me about the other thread, Its not my fault your brother looks like Mecca...and he might be hurt that you think thats an insult. His band DOES look like Pirates though....Aaaaaaaaaaaaarg.

I hadn't thought about it but he DOES look like Mecca. That long beautiful hair that ensures they can't get a real job.

**Iowanian** · 03-27-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

If Iowa is the best state in the world, how come over half of those living in Northern Missouri USED to live in Iowa?

Its a government program to raise the literacy rate in Missouri by 19% without dumping money into your own schools, or busing inner city youth to private schools that already exist.

**Skip Towne** · 03-27-2007, 09:39 PM

Nebraska, Kansas and Iowa all have fertile farmland that produce crops that feed the whole world. Missouri not so much unless you like to eat rocks. Even Mississippi and Arkansas can produce rice.

**ChiTown** · 03-27-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Nebraska, Kansas and Iowa all have fertile farmland that produce crops that feed the whole world. Missouri not so much unless you like to eat rocks. Even Mississippi and Arkansas can produce rice.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missourah is the United States largest producer of dipshits..........

**Skip Towne** · 03-27-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missourah is the United States largest producer of dipshits..........

Well, yeah.

**Iowanian** · 03-27-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missourah is the United States largest producer of dipshits..........

You've obviously never gazed through the smoggy sunrises of Denver from atop the Rocky Mountains.

Every state in this nation has great attributes that make the US what it is.

**ChiTown** · 03-27-2007, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

You've obviously never gazed through the smoggy sunrises of Denver from atop the Rocky Mountains.

Every state in this nation has great attributes that make the US what it is.

I tore my ACL last August. My gazing days are ovah.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 03-27-2007, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I hadn't thought about it but he DOES look like Mecca. That long beautiful hair that ensures they can't get a real job.

He's a shop foreman working for a former KU player who owns his own company. He does quite well.

And if Iowa boy or you or anyone else thinks I really care if you don't like his long hair that's just hilarious. I bet he gets more action than both of you combined.

I just think the double standard is funny around here. Give me shit about something and it's cool because Iowa thinks he's funny. Then he gets all whiney when I say something about a subject that apparently matters to him. At least we get treated to that uber hilarious redneck style he likes to post in when he's trying to be funny. That just kills.

Iowa with the last word in 3, 2, 1....

PastorMikH · 03-27-2007, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missourah is the United States largest producer of dipshits..........

Actually Missouri had some of the richest farmland to be had in the Missouri River bottoms until '93 when the floods brought all the sand in. And there is some really good farmland in Northern and Eastern Mo along the Miss. It's south-central and SW Missouri that has all the rocks.

And, for the record, if I had to choose, I'd rather spend 10 years in Iowa than 1 year in Kansas.

**HemiEd** · 03-27-2007, 10:21 PM

Damn man, you better put some fuel in the old Stanley Steemer, and get out some.

**RealSNR** · 03-27-2007, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by beer me

He's a shop foreman working for a former KU player who owns his own company. He does quite well.

And if Iowa boy or you or anyone else thinks I really care if you don't like his long hair that's just hilarious. I bet he gets more action than both of you combined.

I just think the double standard is funny around here. Give me shit about something and it's cool because Iowa thinks he's funny. Then he gets all whiney when I say something about a subject that apparently matters to him. At least we get treated to that uber hilarious redneck style he likes to post in when he's trying to be funny. That just kills.

Iowa with the last word in 3, 2, 1....

He's defending the state that he lives in. By your logic, when you defended your family, you were whining that people were making fun of them. Do you expect him to just say nothing because that's the only way he can avoid being labeled a whiner by you? Perish the thought!

**Rain Man** · 03-27-2007, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Over Idaho? You could see potatoes in Idaho.

If I won the Powerball, perhaps I could do both.

Elwaysux · 03-27-2007, 10:33 PM

I grew up in Remsen, home of Beer City. How can that be bad? After living in Kansas, Arizona and now New Jersey I would say there are better places to live than Iowa but not better people anywhere.
How do you get to Kansas from Iowa? Walk West till you smell it and walk South until you step in it.

chagrin · 03-28-2007, 05:28 AM

I have been to Davenport, had a good time there - nice people and good beer. Also bought a ton of Chiefs merchandise there as well.

Fun place to visit, I highly doubt it's a worse state than Mississippi

King_Chief_Fan · 03-28-2007, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

Best terroritory in the world? Or just best state in the USA?

I moved to Iowa in 1991 (job transfer)
I moved out in 2001 (job transfer)

It was the longest most miserable 10 years I ever spent.

Very good to be back in Missouri.

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03-27-2007, 10:33 PM	#58
Elwaysux All Donkeys Do! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Riyadh Casino cash: $9945617	I grew up in Remsen, home of Beer City. How can that be bad? After living in Kansas, Arizona and now New Jersey I would say there are better places to live than Iowa but not better people anywhere. How do you get to Kansas from Iowa? Walk West till you smell it and walk South until you step in it. __________________ Hating the Donkeys since 1978
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03-28-2007, 05:28 AM	#59
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9804905	I have been to Davenport, had a good time there - nice people and good beer. Also bought a ton of Chiefs merchandise there as well. Fun place to visit, I highly doubt it's a worse state than Mississippi __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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