What is on your mind right now???

[penguinz]

Spill the beans....


I have a headache.

[Nzoner]

I'm thinking about what I'm going to drink as I'm heading to happy hour at 54th in about 10 minutes to get the weekend started a bit early.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by FAX

Like one of those flexible water bottles, for example. That way, the 40 ouncers could be placed near the side of the sh*tter's water tank far away from the troublesome floaty thing. Additional benefits to this solution would include heightened safety and ease of conveyance into the sh*tter area without fear of discovery and the ability to drink portions of the 40 ouncers during the day.

FAX

drink at work?

1. sir, i am a professional.
2. that doesn't sound very sanitary
3. the beer will go flat

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[FAX]

Well, that leaves us with only one possible solution. The tiny sh*tter must go. We have to permanently disable the current sh*tter so that a larger, more 40 ouncer friendly sh*tter can be installed in its place.

Now ... how to go about incapacitating a sh*tter ...

FAX

[seclark]

Originally Posted by FAX

Well, that leaves us with only one possible solution. The tiny sh*tter must go. We have to permanently disable the current sh*tter so that a larger, more 40 ouncer friendly sh*tter can be installed in its place.

Now ... how to go about incapacitating a sh*tter ...

FAX

no-go...i've worked with, and stored 40s in this shitter for 25years.

look...if you want to keep 2 40s in your shitter, go for it. it's a free country.

myself, i'm pretty much a creature of habit. if it works, i keep doing it.
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[penguinz]

You have worked with the same shitter for 25 yers?

[seclark]

Originally Posted by penguinz

You have worked with the same shitter for 25 yers?

with and for. yes
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[penguinz]

That is a long time with the same shitter. You should ask for a new one.

[FAX]

My most sincere apologies, Mr. seclark. I had no idea that you and this particular sh*tter had that kind of history together. No one should ever attempt to break up a long-term relationship between a man and his sh*tter. I feel pretty silly.

FAX

[JohninGpt]

Originally Posted by penguinz

That is a long time with the same shitter. You should ask for a new one.

With a bigger tank.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by FAX

My most sincere apologies, Mr. seclark. I had no idea that you and this particular sh*tter had that kind of history together. No one should ever attempt to break up a long-term relationship between a man and his sh*tter. I feel pretty silly.

FAX

it's cool...we've served each other well over the years.
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[Sanka]

Lets get ready to get drunk and rowdy!

[FAX]

Originally Posted by seclark

it's cool...we've served each other well over the years.
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Totally understandable, Mr. seclark. You know, I've never had a relationship with a sh*tter that ever really went anywhere. I did become very attached to a blender once, though.

FAX

[seclark]

Originally Posted by FAX

Totally understandable, Mr. seclark. You know, I've never had a relationship with a sh*tter that ever really went anywhere. I did become very attached to a blender once, though.

FAX

go ahead and laugh, but i don't go anywhere without my garage door opener.
have a good weekend,
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[stevieray]

Originally Posted by seclark

go ahead and laugh, but i don't go anywhere without my garage door opener.
have a good weekend,
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[FAX]

I'm sure glad we got that 40 ouncer in the sh*tter thing worked out.

Now, I'm thinking about the ideal construct for defining and communicating the nature and essence of consciousness in the post DV Era.

FAX