Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by Dimension2112

Dear ''Keyboard of doom'',

I have a bad habit of eating raisin bran crunch for breakfast before I fly. unfortunately the raisins give me gawd awful foul gas. that, along with the combination of my intestines being squeezed from the cabin pressurization causes a lethal combination for my fellow passengers. I have a flight scheduled for next month, what am I to do?

Assuming its not a flight I'm using, I hope its Southwest, Eat 2 bowls and when you have your opportunity to use the new seat selection method, sit down next to the fat guy who already smells like Sour Milk or the cab-driver-American and let er rip.

After all, the preflight speech is very clear that should cabin pressure become an issue, oxygen masks with descend from the ceiling for each passenger to place over their face. Although the bag may not appear to inflate, oxygen is getting to you.

Better yet, eat some craisins on the in flight snack.....and walk up and fart by first class. It's the "abercrombie in the sky" and we all know how much dr i owa nian enjoys flatulating by Abercrombie folks.