Dogma

**Bowser** · 03-25-2008, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

A man after my own heart.

I also love "fuck you man, I rained sulfur. Any moron with a pack of matches can start a few fires, raining down sulfur is like an endurance test. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can partake in, next to soccer."

Well played, sir.

**Bowser** · 03-25-2008, 12:13 PM

Speaking of Ben Affleck and his sputtering career, whatever happened to him playing Jack Ryan in Clancy's novel/movies? I thought Sum of All Fears was enjoyable, at the least. I'm suprised they never made the next one int he series.

bango · 03-25-2008, 04:31 PM

A great casting job, and even better acting, and one hell of a writing job. All around Dogma remains one of Kevin Smith's best movies.

acesn8s · 03-25-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Speaking of Ben Affleck and his sputtering career, whatever happened to him playing Jack Ryan in Clancy's novel/movies? I thought Sum of All Fears was enjoyable, at the least. I'm suprised they never made the next one int he series.

He sucked ass compared to Alec Baldwin and Harrison Ford.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 03-25-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s

He sucked ass compared to Alec Baldwin and Harrison Ford.

Oddly, while I like Harrison Ford much more as an actor, I like Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan better.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 03-25-2008, 05:02 PM

The movie I watch when I need a laugh. One of my favorite lines, other than the "rainin sulfur" line that's been posted already:

Loki: The major sins never change. Besides, you know, I can spot a commandment-breaker from, like, a mile away. So, bet on it.

Bartleby: This from the guy who still owes me 10 bucks over that bet about what was gonna be the bigger movie - "E. T. " or "Krush Groove"?

Loki: You know, **** you, man, 'cause time's gonna tell on that one.

Or the scene in the Mooby Conference Room:

Bartleby: You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality. Like you, Mr. Burton. Last year cheated on your wife of 17 years 8 times. You even had sex with her best friend while you were supposed to be home watching the kids.

Loki: In the bed that you and your wife share, no less.

Bartleby: Mr. Newman - you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her while she was passed out, just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. She killed herself two months later. Mr. Brace disowned his gay son. Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home to buy an oriental rug for himself. Heavens. Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an eleven year old boy.

Mr. Holtzman okayed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was - survey says? - less costly.
[sees the female board member]

Bartleby: You, on the other hand, are an innocent. You lead a good life. Good for you. But you, Mr. Whitland, you have more skeletons in your closet than the rest of this assembled party. I cannot even mention them aloud.
[whispers something in Whitland's ear]

Loki: You're his father, you sick ****.

And the girl after:

[to the female board member]

Loki: You're a pure soul... but you didn't say "God bless you" when I sneezed.

[raises his gun to the female board member's head]

Bartleby: Loki!

Loki: [angrily] You're getting off light.

[as he leaves the board room]

Loki: You're so lucky.

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03-25-2008, 04:31 PM	#3
bango Spacecop Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: WCC Casino cash: $10004900	A great casting job, and even better acting, and one hell of a writing job. All around Dogma remains one of Kevin Smith's best movies. __________________ Would the Bigfoot be considered an endangered species?
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OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2051115	The movie I watch when I need a laugh. One of my favorite lines, other than the "rainin sulfur" line that's been posted already: Loki: The major sins never change. Besides, you know, I can spot a commandment-breaker from, like, a mile away. So, bet on it. Bartleby: This from the guy who still owes me 10 bucks over that bet about what was gonna be the bigger movie - "E. T. " or "Krush Groove"? Loki: You know, ** you, man, 'cause time's gonna tell on that one. Or the scene in the Mooby Conference Room: Bartleby: You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality. Like you, Mr. Burton. Last year cheated on your wife of 17 years 8 times. You even had sex with her best friend while you were supposed to be home watching the kids. Loki: In the bed that you and your wife share, no less. Bartleby: Mr. Newman - you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her while she was passed out, just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. She killed herself two months later. Mr. Brace disowned his gay son. Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home to buy an oriental rug for himself. Heavens. Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an eleven year old boy. Mr. Holtzman okayed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was - survey says? - less costly. [sees the female board member] Bartleby: You, on the other hand, are an innocent. You lead a good life. Good for you. But you, Mr. Whitland, you have more skeletons in your closet than the rest of this assembled party. I cannot even mention them aloud. [whispers something in Whitland's ear] Loki: You're his father, you sick **. And the girl after: [to the female board member] Loki: You're a pure soul... but you didn't say "God bless you" when I sneezed. [raises his gun to the female board member's head] Bartleby: Loki! Loki: [angrily] You're getting off light. [as he leaves the board room] Loki: You're so lucky.
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