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Old 05-30-2008, 02:24 PM  
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Published: 29 May 2008
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A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.

The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.

Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.

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But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.

An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.

"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.

"I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."


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Old 05-30-2008, 03:44 PM   #16
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:47 PM   #17
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as he crouched on the roadside
What kind of man crouches down to pee?
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:30 PM   #18
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What kind of man crouches down to pee?
I was wondering the same thing...

If the pansy was squatting to piss, he got what he deserved. Stand upright like you have a spine and piss on the side of the road, don't hunker down behind your purse and make a tinkle.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:38 PM   #19
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What kind of man crouches down to pee?
ya, he would have had to have gone up to the snake and entice it. If I were to pee on the ground I usually look in front of me and down, he had to have enticed it. Maybe showing off to his friends by waving his dick to a snake?? I dunno, somethings missing.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:53 PM   #20
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What kind of man crouches down to pee?
Maybe he was taking a shit? it did come up between his legs ya know.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:56 PM   #21
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Read to me like he was taking a dump.

I've dropped a few that looked like big brown snakes, but none of them have ever tried to bite me.
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:09 PM   #22
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i'm voting the guy's laying cable. been there myself.

however...i know i'd walk a small circle, inspecting so that i'm not leaving old frank and beans subject to a very poisonous snake(or any other of Gods creatures that might take a snip out of curiosity).
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:51 PM   #23
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Maybe he was taking a shit? it did come up between his legs ya know.
Well shit, that possibility never occurred to me. If that's the case, then the question should be who the hell takes a dump on the side of the road?
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:33 PM   #25
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Well shit, that possibility never occurred to me. If that's the case, then the question should be who the hell takes a dump on the side of the road?
If it's in Australia, there is a lot of ''woods'' as we call it on the east coast. Aussies call it ''the bush''. I don't know what you backwoods Midwestern farmers call it, but it's readily available over there. and it's better than shitting in your pants.
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If it's in Australia, there is a lot of ''woods'' as we call it on the east coast. Aussies call it ''the bush''. I don't know what you backwoods Midwestern farmers call it, but it's readily available over there. and it's better than shitting in your pants.
Well here in the midwest us hayseeds have these things called "rest areas" where you can take care of that business. Or if nothing else one could stop at a "gas station" and use the "bathroom" there.
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Well here in the midwest us hayseeds have these things called "rest areas" where you can take care of that business. Or if nothing else one could stop at a "gas station" and use the "bathroom" there.
I'll tell you something. I was driving from St Louis to Cincinnati about 5 years ago. this girl was driving the car and I was drinking beers in that car at about 12:00am on Route 70 in either Illinois or Indiana (don't remember). but I told her to stop, and I took a leak while drinking my beer right in the middle of the road. there were no cars or lights from horizon to horizon. there is no place around here you can do that. we have things called mountains, and hills and trees over in this part of the country, young fella.
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I'll tell you something. I was driving from St Louis to Cincinnati about 5 years ago. this girl was driving the car and I was drinking beers in that car at about 12:00am on Route 70 in either Illinois or Indiana (don't remember). but I told her to stop, and I took a leak while drinking my beer right in the middle of the road. there were no cars or lights from horizon to horizon. there is no place around here you can do that. we have things called mountains, and hills and trees over in this part of the country, young fella.
I get taking a leak on the side of the road, I've done that a bazillion times. And we have hills and trees here, it's not just a big flat wasteland like you east coasters seem to think.
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I get taking a leak on the side of the road, I've done that a bazillion times. And we have hills and trees here, it's not just a big flat wasteland like you east coasters seem to think.
I make sure I go through my routine of taking a shit every morning to get that mishap out of the way. coffee is the key for me.
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