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Old 09-15-2008, 08:25 PM   #1
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Thanks. Me too.
Perhaps her OB will show you the placenta, as my wife's did. Hilarious man.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:31 PM   #2
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Perhaps her OB will show you the placenta, as my wife's did. Hilarious man.
I want none of that.
I'll be up by Jilly's head, waiting for them to bring the cleaned off baby to us. I don't want to see anything, I don't want to cut anything. That's why those doctors get paid!!!
I certainly want to do my best not to pull a Tiny Evel.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:33 PM   #3
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I want none of that.
I'll be up by Jilly's head, waiting for them to bring the cleaned off baby to us. I don't want to see anything, I don't want to cut anything. That's why those doctors get paid!!!
I certainly want to do my best not to pull a Tiny Evel.
This is your first? If so, prepare for the smell. I wasn't.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:36 PM   #4
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This is your first? If so, prepare for the smell. I wasn't.
Hadn't even thought about that scenario. Thanks for the one more thing to worry about. Damn.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:38 PM   #5
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Hadn't even thought about that scenario. Thanks for the one more thing to worry about. Damn.
Is she going to have an epidural if she needs it?
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:38 PM   #6
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Is she going to have an epidural if she needs it?
Yes. And I'm afraid that I know where you are going.
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:45 PM   #7
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Yes. And I'm afraid that I know where you are going.
Probably just a nugget. They'll pick it up quickly. That wasn't the smell that really got me, though.
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:34 AM   #8
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This is your first? If so, prepare for the smell. I wasn't.
Quoted for ****ing truth. Words can't really describe. And god forbid the doc has to break the water in the delivery room. *shudders at memory*
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:48 AM   #9
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Quoted for ****ing truth. Words can't really describe. And god forbid the doc has to break the water in the delivery room. *shudders at memory*
please stop scaring him even worse! I don't need a passed out husband in the delivery room!!!
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:58 AM   #10
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please stop scaring him even worse! I don't need a passed out husband in the delivery room!!!
Hell, have him tape himself passing out like TinyEvel did, then youtube it.

How much longer until you hold the baby, not carry it? Days or hours?
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:03 AM   #11
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Hell, have him tape himself passing out like TinyEvel did, then youtube it.

How much longer until you hold the baby, not carry it? Days or hours?
I'm due on Saturday...but I wish it was RIGHT FREAKING NOW! The good news is that we have a lot of cookies hanging around the house.
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This is your first? If so, prepare for the smell. I wasn't.
WTF does this mean? Someone expound upon this without being too graphic?
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WTF does this mean? Someone expound upon this without being too graphic?
Afterbirth has a smell unlike anything you've smelled.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:13 AM   #14
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All the mingling of various fluids?
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All the mingling of various fluids?
I have no idea what goes into that smell, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to know. All I DO know is that it stinks. Bad.
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