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Old 01-06-2009, 02:04 PM  
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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chiefs

Q. What do the Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Chiefs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


A list of Chiefs jokes I just received from a co-worker.
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Old 01-06-2009, 02:25 PM   #16
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I'd have to say that it's a 53 man roster...
I doubt even 47 are actually millionaires.
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Old 01-06-2009, 02:50 PM   #17
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Camera phone? Come on, deliver.
What woman do you know that wouldn't be suspicious of her camera-phone wielding co-worker?

Especially when she's sporting a pair of toddlers on her chest?

Come on.

Can I call you when I take that long walk to the HR office?
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:43 PM   #18
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What woman do you know that wouldn't be suspicious of her camera-phone wielding co-worker?

Especially when she's sporting a pair of toddlers on her chest?

Come on.

Can I call you when I take that long walk to the HR office?
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:47 PM   #19
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wait.. did they remove all the tiddy sites off the interwebs or something?!?!
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:48 PM   #20
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What woman do you know that wouldn't be suspicious of her camera-phone wielding co-worker?

Especially when she's sporting a pair of toddlers on her chest?

Come on.

Can I call you when I take that long walk to the HR office?
in other words, you aren't smooth enough to pull it off
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:53 PM   #21
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Old 01-06-2009, 04:00 PM   #22
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in other words, you aren't smooth enough to pull it off
I'm not that concerned with someone else's Woodrow to risk my job.
Besides...I see the chest puppets everyday! Your loss!
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Old 01-06-2009, 04:00 PM   #23
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wait.. did they remove all the tiddy sites off the interwebs or something?!?!
I know, right?
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Old 01-06-2009, 04:06 PM   #24
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I'd have to say that it's a 53 man roster...
The roster was only 47 and they wore leather helmets when these jokes were new.
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Old 01-06-2009, 04:13 PM   #25
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The roster was only 47 and they wore leather helmets when these jokes were new.
I heard these jokes in 1948.
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Old 01-06-2009, 04:16 PM   #26
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Sorry fellas, I missed the "jokes have to be brand new" memo.
I'll be more careful next time.
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Old 01-06-2009, 04:47 PM   #27
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Q. What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

This summed up the 2008 season. yep.....uh huh.....yep it did.
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