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[Baby Lee]

Reminds me of the time the stars aligned and I got to; tell a dirty joke in class, and; embarass a substitute teacher through his own bad luck.

Joke was;

How do catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle some peas around it, when he comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Substitute teacher decided to warm up to the class by asking if we'd heard any good jokes recently, so I offered that one up. He replies "very funny, I suppose you'd like to tell it to the principal?" Here's where it gets interesting, I had principal's office assistant class for my morning block and the principal was the one who told it to me. So I told him that, he didn't believe and made me march down there and tell it to him. Principal sent me back to class, and the substitute came back shortly and we finished the hour reading to ourselves.

[Huffman83]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Reminds me of the time the stars aligned and I got to; tell a dirty joke in class, and; embarass a substitute teacher through his own bad luck.

Joke was;

How do catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle some peas around it, when he comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Substitute teacher decided to warm up to the class by asking if we'd heard any good jokes recently, so I offered that one up. He replies "very funny, I suppose you'd like to tell it to the principal?" Here's where it gets interesting, I had principal's office assistant class for my morning block and the principal was the one who told it to me. So I told him that, he didn't believe and made me march down there and tell it to him. Principal sent me back to class, and the substitute came back shortly and we finished the hour reading to ourselves.

My grandfather actually told me that joke when I was about....8 years old. I had a lot of fun w/ that one in elementary school!

[StcChief]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Reminds me of the time the stars aligned and I got to; tell a dirty joke in class, and; embarass a substitute teacher through his own bad luck.

Joke was;

How do catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle some peas around it, when he comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Substitute teacher decided to warm up to the class by asking if we'd heard any good jokes recently, so I offered that one up. He replies "very funny, I suppose you'd like to tell it to the principal?" Here's where it gets interesting, I had principal's office assistant class for my morning block and the principal was the one who told it to me. So I told him that, he didn't believe and made me march down there and tell it to him. Principal sent me back to class, and the substitute came back shortly and we finished the hour reading to ourselves.

missing school like a hole in the head.
good job getting his goat.