Alright, for the record: Who do YOU think will be the next HC?

[FAX]

Initially, I thought that the Cowher rumor had legs, Mr. OnTheWarpath58. I mean, who's going to live in that house he bought? If it's unoccupied for too long, some lonely, half-mad, flea-infested hobo is going to claim squatter's rights and the neighborhood will go straight to hell. But now, I'm not so sure they were legs at all. They appear to have been more like pogo sticks. So, I'm going with Bruce Arians. He would be a first time HC (I believe that Pioli would prefer that), a guy who's offensive-minded, someone who has helped develop a young quarterback into a star (Payton The Ultra Magnificent For An AssClown Hillbilly), and - as a dark horse candidate - allows us to meet the requirements of the Rooney Rule all in one fell swoop ... or fell hop ... or something.

FAX

[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by FAX

Initially, I thought that the Cowher rumor had legs, Mr. OnTheWarpath58. I mean, who's going to live in that house he bought? If it's unoccupied for too long, some lonely, half-mad, flea-infested hobo is going to claim squatter's rights and the neighborhood will go straight to hell. But now, I'm not so sure they were legs at all. They appear to have been more like pogo sticks. So, I'm going with Bruce Arians. He would be a first time HC (I believe that Pioli would prefer that), a guy who's offensive-minded, someone who has helped develop a young quarterback into a star (Payton The Ultra Magnificent For An AssClown Hillbilly), and - as a dark horse candidate - allows us to meet the requirements of the Rooney Rule all in one fell swoop ... or fell hop ... or something.

FAX

You and I are the only two people on this board to mention Bruce Arians.

And it wouldn't shock me in the least.

However, what would shock me is that Arians would qualify as meeting Rooney Rule requirements, as he is a white man.

Good to have you back - hope you stick around.

ONTHEWARPATH58 THE HAPPY (TO SEE FAX BACK)

[dirk digler]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

You and I are the only two people on this board to mention Bruce Arians.

And it wouldn't shock me in the least.

However, what would shock me is that Arians would qualify as meeting Rooney Rule requirements, as he is a white man.

Good to have you back - hope you stick around.

ONTHEWARPATH58 THE HAPPY (TO SEE FAX BACK)

I had no idea Arians coached for the Chiefs.

Gretz interviewed him yesterday and has a piece on his blog about it. That Chiefs coaching staff that Marty had with him in the beginning was very impressive.

http://www.bobgretz.com/chiefs-footb...html#more-6718

And that staff of 12-men helped turn around the fortunes of the franchise. Consider the names Schottenheimer put together:

• Joe Pendry – Offensive Coordinator.
• Al Saunders – Wide receivers coach.
• Bruce Arians – Running backs coach.
• Howard Mudd – Offensive line coach.
• Kurt Schottenheimer – Special teams coach.
• Bill Cowher – Defensive Coordinator.
• Tom Pratt – Defensive line coach.
• Tony Dungy – Secondary coach.
• Darvin Wallis – Defensive quality control.
• Dave Redding – Strength & conditioning.
• Russ Ball – assistant strength & condition.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

You and I are the only two people on this board to mention Bruce Arians.

And it wouldn't shock me in the least.

However, what would shock me is that Arians would qualify as meeting Rooney Rule requirements, as he is a white man.

Good to have you back - hope you stick around.

ONTHEWARPATH58 THE HAPPY (TO SEE FAX BACK)

As you say, Mr. OnTheWarpath58. I just figured that since he's such a dark horse, we might get by with it.

And thanks for the compliment. I hope to be able to spend more time online, but it will still be intermittent. There is much to do and little time in which to do it. Whatever it is.

FAX

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by FAX

As you say, Mr. OnTheWarpath58. I just figured that since he's such a dark horse, we might get by with it.

And thanks for the compliment. I hope to be able to spend more time online, but it will still be intermittent. There is much to do and little time in which to do it. Whatever it is.

FAX

how's the wife, faxy?

[FAX]

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

how's the wife, faxy?

I think the new and improved ChiefsPlanet has a multi-quote feature, Mr. JASONSAUTO, but I'll be dag nabbed and horn swaggled by a cross-eyed, lisping, Chinese prostitute if I know how to use it.

She's doing well. Thanks for asking.

FAX THE PRETTY DARNED HORN SWAGGLED AT THE MOMENT

[Basileus777]

Originally Posted by FAX

Initially, I thought that the Cowher rumor had legs, Mr. OnTheWarpath58. I mean, who's going to live in that house he bought? If it's unoccupied for too long, some lonely, half-mad, flea-infested hobo is going to claim squatter's rights and the neighborhood will go straight to hell. But now, I'm not so sure they were legs at all. They appear to have been more like pogo sticks. So, I'm going with Bruce Arians. He would be a first time HC (I believe that Pioli would prefer that), a guy who's offensive-minded, someone who has helped develop a young quarterback into a star (Payton The Ultra Magnificent For An AssClown Hillbilly), and - as a dark horse candidate - allows us to meet the requirements of the Rooney Rule all in one fell swoop ... or fell hop ... or something.

FAX

Bruce Arians? The offensive coordinator that Steeler fans hate?

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Basileus777

Bruce Arians? The offensive coordinator that Steeler fans hate?

That's the guy, Mr. Basileus777. Honestly, I don't know much about him.

It's just that is appears we're waiting for something ... perhaps the SB. If so, it follows that Pioli is hot for one of those coaches or coordinators or assistants or ballboys or somebody.

Also, I kind of think that Pioli would want a first time HC for some reason.

FAX

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by FAX

Initially, I thought that the Cowher rumor had legs, Mr. OnTheWarpath58. I mean, who's going to live in that house he bought? If it's unoccupied for too long, some lonely, half-mad, flea-infested hobo is going to claim squatter's rights and the neighborhood will go straight to hell. But now, I'm not so sure they were legs at all. They appear to have been more like pogo sticks. So, I'm going with Bruce Arians. He would be a first time HC (I believe that Pioli would prefer that), a guy who's offensive-minded, someone who has helped develop a young quarterback into a star (Payton The Ultra Magnificent For An AssClown Hillbilly), and - as a dark horse candidate - allows us to meet the requirements of the Rooney Rule all in one fell swoop ... or fell hop ... or something.

FAX

Fax, is your wife doing ok? Hope things are going swimmingly for you all.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Fax, is your wife doing ok? Hope things are going swimmingly for you all.

Thanks, Mr. DeezNutz. Your interest and well-wishes are greatly and sincerely appreciated.

She's doing well. Much, much better. Knock on head, I think that we are out of the woods on that deal having avoided all the penis-eating racoons and 8-ball-carrying, fresh-out-of-med-school, dipshit shamans posing as actual physicians.

We can again look forward to a long life together which was the original plan, of course. God, I hate cancer. Cancer can eat my shorts.

FAX THE CANCER HATER

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by FAX

Thanks, Mr. DeezNutz. Your interest and well-wishes are greatly and sincerely appreciated.

She's doing well. Much, much better. Knock on head, I think that we are out of the woods on that deal having avoided all the penis-eating racoons and 8-ball-carrying, fresh-out-of-med-school, dipshit shamans posing as actual physicians.

We can again look forward to a long life together which was the original plan, of course. God, I hate cancer. Cancer can eat my shorts.

FAX THE CANCER HATER

That's great! Also great about the racoon avoidance, especially for YourNutz.