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Old 01-30-2009, 03:24 PM  
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Bill Simmons: Not a Chiefs fan...
From his chat today:

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Adam (Burtonsville MD): What the Chiefs did to you this season: (1) Ruined Tom Brady's 2008 (and career?) (2) Ruined your fantasy season (by the way, I'm still going to say clean hit just to preempt you...) (3) Took away Scott Pioli (4) Fired one of your go-to sources of comedy (albeit so go-to it was getting old for us Chiefs fans) Reaction?

Bill Simmons: I'm gonna be honest - I hate the Chiefs more than I've ever hated anyone. I am seriously thinking about going down to KC in August for an exhibition game with a vial of chicken blood and putting some sort of Haitian curse on their season.
Poor Bill, maybe he should go write about The Hills and covertly take swipes at Rick Reilly to assuage his angst...
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:41 PM   #16
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Bill Simmons: I'm gonna be honest - I hate the Chiefs more than I've ever hated anyone. I am seriously thinking about going down to KC in August for an exhibition game with a vial of chicken blood and putting some sort of Haitian curse on their season.

I think that curse expires after 19 years and can't be used again.
I believe the curse will be lifted once DT is inducted into the HOF. That might take another 19 years though
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:42 PM   #17
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Curing warts and dealing with mild insomnia, mainly, Mr. pestilenceaf23. It's more time-consuming than you might think. Do you have any idea how many ponds you have to visit to amass a half-pint of toad sweat? Plus, the little bastards hole up in the winter.

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make sure you hold that toad the right way, or it might not be sweat you're collecting.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:42 PM   #18
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:44 PM   #19
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make sure you hold that toad the right way, or it might not be sweat you're collecting.
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Hmmm. That might explain the lack of referrals in the wart-cure business. And here I thought it was the economy.

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Old 01-30-2009, 03:47 PM   #20
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Bill Simmons is ****ing interminable outside of his (admittedly pretty excellent) NBA writing.
Dude knows ball, I'll give him that.

He doesn't know a damn thing about baseball outside of the east coast, especially if you involve the National League. His hockey takes suck and he just can't get past his homerism when it comes to football.

He's definitely jumped the shark from his old 'thesportsguy' days, but he's good for a light read.

He's better than Rick Reilly and his lunacy. His 'beer pong' article, followed up by his poorly research 'larry sr is a diety' tripe should be enough to get him fired. Alas, he will probably get some award and a raise for it.
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:39 PM   #21
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:53 PM   #22
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I love that he's known as "The Sports Guy," he's about lower 5' area, about 140lb's, and he has a very high pitched voice. Yeah, he's the sports guy... now someone like Bo Jackson or Deion, or even Tony G, who have played multiple sports on higher levels, now those are sports guys. **** Bill Simmons. He is a ****ing writer. That's not sports.
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Old 01-30-2009, 06:06 PM   #23
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I love that he's known as "The Sports Guy," he's about lower 5' area, about 140lb's, and he has a very high pitched voice. Yeah, he's the sports guy... now someone like Bo Jackson or Deion, or even Tony G, who have played multiple sports on higher levels, now those are sports guys. **** Bill Simmons. He is a ****ing writer. That's not sports.
He's actually 6' tall.

Chiefs fans need to get over their ****ing persecution complex. People make fun of the Chiefs because they suck. Period. Get over it. They aren't breaking into your house and ravishing your wife.
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Chiefs fans need to get over their ****ing persecution complex. People make fun of the Chiefs because they suck. Period. Get over it. They aren't breaking into your house and ravishing your wife.
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What a sad, unfortunate, little man. Everybody knows you don't use chicken blood for Haitian voodoo. That's for curing warts and treating mild insomnia. For a real good Haitian curse, toad sweat's the thing. But, he probably doesn't exercise enough to work up a halfway decent curse.

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followed up by his poorly research 'larry sr is a diety' tripe
I've heard Larry, Sr. is so diety that he's almost anorexic.
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