Teicher: Chiefs’ Haley puts together coaching staff

[Crush]

Originally Posted by FAX

Approximately 500 milliliters of piss per moan, Mr. Crush. The candidate must be prepared to consistently execute a minimum of 12 moans per hour. We're looking for a person with good communication and pissing skills. Experience in moaning is a plus.

FAX

I am afraid that I am going to have to take my name out of consideration. I don't think I could piss out that much piss.