Misc Women suck... - Page 15

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Don't worry. I'm on top of this, I hadn't missed your part in this play and was getting ready to google something for you too.

Is this chic old enough to be your mom, budday?

Make it Rain, Emo!!!

That's Berry, not Grape.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Older chicks have kids, which even if you're just looking for some fun is a total turn off.

We do? I didn't know my cat counted.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Okay I got a question for the ladies of the board, whats your opinion on dancing?

What about it? Is it make or break? No. I think it's kind of fun when a guy looks a little uncomfortable on the dance floor, though.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

We do? I didn't know my cat counted.

Most do. I'm sure you're cool. I just can't stand the sound of a crying kid. Its like nails on a chalkboard.

BTW, cheaters suck. I had the perfect opportunity to date a girl who was taken (she said she was getting ready to break up with him), and didn't do it. If you cheat, then what sort of person are you?

We're only as good as the decisions we make.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

What about it? Is it make or break? No. I think it's kind of fun when a guy looks a little uncomfortable on the dance floor, though.

Thats all. My roommate thought it was critcal to know to dance or not to do it.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Most do. I'm sure you're cool. I just can't stand the sound of a crying kid. Its like nails on a chalkboard.

BTW, cheaters suck. I had the perfect opportunity to date a girl who was taken (she said she was getting ready to break up with him), and didn't do it. If you cheat, then what sort of person are you?

We're only as good as the decisions we make.

I'm not cool. Run away. Run as fast as you can.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Thats all. My roommate thought it was critcal to know to dance or not to do it.

I think it's sweet if he can't but he's willing to make a fool out of himself. Especially if everyone's been drinking. Who's gonna care? Give a little on the dance floor, get a little....

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I'm not cool. Run away. Run as fast as you can.

lol.

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I'm thinking a hooker/stripper/pornstar is what I need. Screw serious stuff... And screw ugly girls.

If you can't handle some local skeezer-tease from work.....you'd be working a 2nd and 3rd job to buy coke for a hooker/stripper/pornstar's bad habbit.

Until you stop being so sensitive, you need to stick to emo chics, old divorced ladies who need a rebound guy, or maybe some clingy fluffy chic who'll want to snuggle and do sodoku puzzles all night with you.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Not all of them. You need to get out of Arkansas it seems.

Totally. I think I'm going to go to Law School in Colorado if I can. I hear those Boulder chicks are hot, and I can be like a Chiefs Missionary, spreading the good word of the arrowhead.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I think it's sweet if he can't but he's willing to make a fool out of himself. Especially if everyone's been drinking. Who's gonna care? Give a little on the dance floor, get a little....

luv likes a little dick on the dance floor

**Iowanian** · 02-23-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

luv likes a little dick on the dance floor

unfortunately for you, she said she prefers BIG peepee in her hooha.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

If you can't handle some local skeezer-tease from work.....you'd be working a 2nd and 3rd job to buy coke for a hooker/stripper/pornstar's bad habbit.

Until you stop being so sensitive, you need to stick to emo chics, old divorced ladies who need a rebound guy, or maybe some clingy fluffy chic who'll want to snuggle and do sodoku puzzles all night with you.

The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Totally. I think I'm going to go to Law School in Colorado if I can. I hear those Boulder chicks are hot, and I can be like a Chiefs Missionary, spreading the good word of the arrowhead.

Boulder would have some nice cougar hunting without the baggage you are looking for.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

unfortunately for you, she said she prefers BIG peepee in her hooha.

We all cant be you Iowanian. You ready for turkey season?

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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