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Old 02-23-2009, 10:41 PM   #1
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Well you should. You need to go find some gnarly old GILF, blow the dust out with an air can, throw a handful of olive oil at her snapper and let her work you over like UFC punching bag.

Some granny-fanny is your magic cure.
I'm thinking a hooker/stripper/pornstar is what I need. Screw serious stuff... And screw ugly girls.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:02 PM   #2
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I'm thinking a hooker/stripper/pornstar is what I need. Screw serious stuff... And screw ugly girls.

If you can't handle some local skeezer-tease from work.....you'd be working a 2nd and 3rd job to buy coke for a hooker/stripper/pornstar's bad habbit.

Until you stop being so sensitive, you need to stick to emo chics, old divorced ladies who need a rebound guy, or maybe some clingy fluffy chic who'll want to snuggle and do sodoku puzzles all night with you.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:04 PM   #3
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If you can't handle some local skeezer-tease from work.....you'd be working a 2nd and 3rd job to buy coke for a hooker/stripper/pornstar's bad habbit.

Until you stop being so sensitive, you need to stick to emo chics, old divorced ladies who need a rebound guy, or maybe some clingy fluffy chic who'll want to snuggle and do sodoku puzzles all night with you.
The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:10 PM   #4
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The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?

Chiefscountry....
I'm not cool, I suck at real life too. I did manage to pull a satisfactory amount of premarital tail and locate a fine bride, so I did something right.

As for turkey season, I'm still trying time to find antler sheds but have been too busy for that. I'll get serious about gobblers around the middle-end of April.

Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:13 PM   #5
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Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.
Honestly that is a great analogy.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:13 PM   #6
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I don't want to hurt your feelings. I'm not trying to be a dick....Well, maybe I am, but its for your own good.




Chiefscountry....
I'm not cool, I suck at real life too. I did manage to pull a satisfactory amount of premarital tail and locate a fine bride, so I did something right.

As for turkey season, I'm still trying time to find antler sheds but have been too busy for that. I'll get serious about gobblers around the middle-end of April.

Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.
That was actually kinda cool.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:12 PM   #7
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The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?
You just need for them to drop. You'll know it when they do.
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