Women suck...

[The Buddha]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

No. Well, some of them are, but only right after the divorce after they lose that weight and just start feeling sexy again.

Then, they realize they've already been putting up with "the asshole ex" who was the football star and treated them like shit.

They'll take a nice, doughey guy who can make them laugh, and will treat them right out on their ex husband's speed boat and show you how to do things you've only seen a vaginasaurus do on the internet.

Treat hookers like a queen and a queen like a hooker and you can't go wrong.....Unless the queen is my daughter or sister, and if you treat them wrong, I'll kill you with a frozen turd.

Wow. I have never met a woman like this before in my life. I have seen two married girls 15 years older than me give me those "fuck me" eyes, but I figure they were just those girls who give all guys those eyes to get what they want.