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Old 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM  
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So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

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Old 02-23-2009, 11:18 PM   #241
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:18 PM   #242
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And yet, guys never stop playing them, it seems.
personally, i like the road less traveled. The Scenic route i guess you could say. I mean, would you rather go to worn out shitty ass branson for the day, or spend a day at the new power and lights district, taking in all it has to offer?

I think you all get what im getting at.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:18 PM   #243
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She must be the type of girl that wants a guy to take charge and not back down from here turning you down. She's giving you just enough clues.
See... fuck that. Why does it have to always be a bout what the girl wants!?! Screw her. I'm not just going to act a certain specific way to get her. I may not get laid, but I'll be me.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:19 PM   #244
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personally, i like the road less traveled. The Scenic route i guess you could say. I mean, would you rather go to worn out shitty ass branson for the day, or spend a day at the new power and lights district, taking in all it has to offer?

I think you all get what im getting at.
Same here. The first time with a chick is the best. Its all downhill from there.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:20 PM   #245
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No. Well, some of them are, but only right after the divorce after they lose that weight and just start feeling sexy again.

Then, they realize they've already been putting up with "the asshole ex" who was the football star and treated them like shit.

They'll take a nice, doughey guy who can make them laugh, and will treat them right out on their ex husband's speed boat and show you how to do things you've only seen a vaginasaurus do on the internet.

Treat hookers like a queen and a queen like a hooker and you can't go wrong.....Unless the queen is my daughter or sister, and if you treat them wrong, I'll kill you with a frozen turd.


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It kind of is. I'm quiet and shy, but I'm irresponsible and like to party. I just am not loud about it. Either way I'm not sure what cougars look for, but I'm guessing its some confident young guy with a nice body who is extroverted.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:21 PM   #246
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:23 PM   #247
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:23 PM   #248
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No. Well, some of them are, but only right after the divorce after they lose that weight and just start feeling sexy again.

Then, they realize they've already been putting up with "the asshole ex" who was the football star and treated them like shit.

They'll take a nice, doughey guy who can make them laugh, and will treat them right out on their ex husband's speed boat and show you how to do things you've only seen a vaginasaurus do on the internet.

Treat hookers like a queen and a queen like a hooker and you can't go wrong.....Unless the queen is my daughter or sister, and if you treat them wrong, I'll kill you with a frozen turd.
best post of 2009.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:24 PM   #249
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No. Well, some of them are, but only right after the divorce after they lose that weight and just start feeling sexy again.

Then, they realize they've already been putting up with "the asshole ex" who was the football star and treated them like shit.

They'll take a nice, doughey guy who can make them laugh, and will treat them right out on their ex husband's speed boat and show you how to do things you've only seen a vaginasaurus do on the internet.

Treat hookers like a queen and a queen like a hooker and you can't go wrong.....Unless the queen is my daughter or sister, and if you treat them wrong, I'll kill you with a frozen turd.
Wow. I have never met a woman like this before in my life. I have seen two married girls 15 years older than me give me those "fuck me" eyes, but I figure they were just those girls who give all guys those eyes to get what they want.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:24 PM   #250
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Thats not true. You date someone like Skip, he'll provide for you, be easy to read, and home every night at 6:30 for Wheel of Fortune and Cagney and Lacey reruns before bed.
Skip would be scared shitless that I might roll over on him. I couldn't see him live like that. Or could I?
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best post of 2009.
It won't let me give Iowanian enough rep... :-) seriously.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:26 PM   #252
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Yeah, well....it takes one to know one.
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:26 PM   #253
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Wow. I have never met a woman like this before in my life. I have seen two married girls 15 years older than me give me those "fuck me" eyes, but I figure they were just those girls who give all guys those eyes to get what they want.
You are used to the college scene arent you?
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Skip would be scared shitless that I might roll over on him. I couldn't see him live like that. Or could I?
I don't know. He's a pretty strong fella and could bench press a Hudson back in the day. You two should get together if you're going to just keep leading Claythan on...he's old enough to not be around forever, and then you'll be able to move GC into his house and have free HD Satelite for life.
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I don't know. He's a pretty strong fella and could bench press a Hudson back in the day. You two should get together if you're going to just keep leading Claythan on...he's old enough to not be around forever, and then you'll be able to move GC into his house and have free HD Satelite for life.
Sounds like a plan.
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