Misc Women suck... - Page 18

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I don't know. He's a pretty strong fella and could bench press a Hudson back in the day. You two should get together if you're going to just keep leading Claythan on...he's old enough to not be around forever, and then you'll be able to move GC into his house and have free HD Satelite for life.

Only problem is do you really want to live in Tulsa.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Only problem is do you really want to live in Tulsa.

Ugh. Maybe I should rethink this plan.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

You are used to the college scene arent you?

:-) Yes I am.

I'd do my computer networking teacher. She's cute and funny.

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

:-) Yes I am.

I'd do my computer networking teacher. She's cute and funny.

That explains alot of it. The college scene is alot of bullshit still when it comes to girls. It gets old as hell but once you figure it out, its like shooting fish in barrell. The best way to help me was a couple of cougars in KC one night. It taught me alot, great experience that will help you with women of all ages.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

That explains alot of it. The college scene is alot of bullshit still when it comes to girls. It gets old as hell but once you figure it out, its like shooting fish in barrell. The best way to help me was a couple of cougars in KC one night. It taught me alot, great experience that will help you with women of all ages.

I try to read books on psychology, cause human interaction is so interesting. I'm a psych minor, even. But these younger girls ARE confusing.

It seems they're very concerned with whether or not their friends like the guy or not, too. But I don't know how to read a college girl at all.

Even though I know I should just be myself, I get enjoyment out of figuring people out. I want to know what makes these girls tick, even if I don't want anything from them.

Teach me the way, CC... :-)

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I try to read books on psychology, cause human interaction is so interesting. I'm a psych minor, even. But these younger girls ARE confusing.

It seems they're very concerned with whether or not their friends like the guy or not, too. But I don't know how to read a college girl at all.

Even though I know I should just be myself, I get enjoyment out of figuring people out. I want to know what makes these girls tick, even if I don't want anything from them.

Teach me the way, CC... :-)

As a psych guy get the Mystery Method book. Its goofy as hell to watch but psychology wise you will like it. But the best way to learn is trial and error, there really is no other way. And listen to the older guys on here, they know what they are talking about for the most part.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

As a psych guy get the Mystery Method book. Its goofy as hell to watch but psychology wise you will like it. But the best way to learn is trial and error, there really is no other way. And listen to the older guys on here, they know what they are talking about for the most part.

This has been fun, people. Thank you all and goodnight!

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 11:59 PM

We were supposed to go see a movie tomorrow. She said okay Sunday, but said something came up tonight.

BTW, I told the girl that if she was too busy to go to a movie that's fine. I gave her my number, and said to call me if she changed her mind.

So I'm going to go have a fun time, probably won't see the movie (I don't figure she'll call), but I'll find something fun to do. I don't need anyone but me to have a good time!

That's all. Good night!

Valiant · 02-24-2009, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I don't have to have emotional talks with a girl. I really just want a chick to hang out with, like a friend. And then MAYBE at some point later on get freaky and get more serious.

I just got out of a relationship that sucked (Dane Cook would say a Relationshit). I really don't want anything serious at all!

Of course girls don't respect you.. You quote Dane Cook, only girls and whiny guys do that..

Also don't quote Mencia..

You can paypal me later for the advice..

Valiant · 02-24-2009, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

First of all Buddha, you never let on how much you like a girl.

"Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots.

"Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

"Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Buddha. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Are you old enough to have seen that movie??

Valiant · 02-24-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I don't want to sleep with her yet. I hardly know her! But if she ends up being cool and all, then I'd do her. :-)

But if I have to choose between doing her earlier than I want, and never doing her at all, I'll take option A. I'll take a chance on her. I just got through with a super serious girl with no fun factor. I kinda want someone weird who likes to party.

???

OK, normal men do this the opposite way..

We want to **** first, then if she has a great personality bonus points..

Maybe you should go find a date off of suicidegirls.com. Most of them are weird and love to party..

Hammock Parties · 02-24-2009, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

Are you old enough to have seen that movie??

My eyeballs have developed to the point where I can view movies from any era.

The Buddha · 02-24-2009, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

???

OK, normal men do this the opposite way..

We want to **** first, then if she has a great personality bonus points..

Maybe you should go find a date off of suicidegirls.com. Most of them are weird and love to party..

Hmmm... I didn't use to be like that, either. Maybe I've become too whipped.

Valiant · 02-24-2009, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

My eyeballs have developed to the point where I can view movies from any era.

What about mentally??

Hammock Parties · 02-24-2009, 02:07 AM

It's a movie about high school, tits, and sex. It doesn't require a degree in film.

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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02-23-2009, 11:59 PM	#263
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	We were supposed to go see a movie tomorrow. She said okay Sunday, but said something came up tonight. BTW, I told the girl that if she was too busy to go to a movie that's fine. I gave her my number, and said to call me if she changed her mind. So I'm going to go have a fun time, probably won't see the movie (I don't figure she'll call), but I'll find something fun to do. I don't need anyone but me to have a good time! That's all. Good night!
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02-24-2009, 02:07 AM	#270
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $770478	It's a movie about high school, tits, and sex. It doesn't require a degree in film. __________________ Chiefs game films
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