Misc Women suck... - Page 29

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

Jilly · 03-08-2009, 07:37 AM

This is silly.

Chief Pote · 03-08-2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Get a date with her;
Get her really drunk;
Go back to her place;
Use her like a paper towel;
Steal $40 from her purse;
Take a dump in the crisper bin of her fridge;
Disappear.

She'll either wake up crying wondering where you are...
Or really dig you.

Either way, you win.

You're a freak.....

RINGLEADER · 03-08-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

Oh yeah.....and tell the girl to either put out or shutup up about it.

No doubt.

Call her on this BS. When she does it tell her straight up that she's a tease or ask her if she's a lesbian or something.

Don't be like that p**sy from the Bachelor that the media can't stop fixating on...

Katipan · 03-08-2009, 12:53 PM

heh. I can't believe I found that.

Jilly · 03-08-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

heh. I can't believe I found that.

oh good god!

Katipan · 03-08-2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

oh good god!

Mecca made it. I think.

**Bowser** · 03-08-2009, 01:12 PM

Women are batshit crazy. I really hope that's not what makes them so addictive, though.

Katipan · 03-08-2009, 01:24 PM

It's the cream filling.

**Bowser** · 03-08-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

It's the cream filling.

Indeed. Damn, I love that stuff.

keg in kc · 03-08-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Indeed. Damn, I love that stuff.

Ew.

You say "snowball", I say "****noball".

**Bowser** · 03-08-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Ew.

You say "snowball", I say "****noball".

Wood effectively killed.

Katipan · 03-09-2009, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Wood effectively killed.

Keg has all sorts of talents.

keg in kc · 03-09-2009, 11:07 AM

I got mad skillz.

stevieray · 03-09-2009, 11:29 AM

a big thread about women sucking and now a video of a girl beig kicked in the face?

how low are we going to set the bar?

Katipan · 03-09-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I got mad skillz.

And now we have a goal.

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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03-08-2009, 07:37 AM	#421
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $9984925	This is silly. __________________ "In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight." — Ram Dass
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03-08-2009, 12:53 PM	#424
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-969649	heh. I can't believe I found that.
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03-08-2009, 01:12 PM	#427
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $-208384	Women are batshit crazy. I really hope that's not what makes them so addictive, though.
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03-08-2009, 01:24 PM	#428
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-969649	It's the cream filling.
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03-09-2009, 11:07 AM	#433
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I got mad skillz.
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03-09-2009, 11:29 AM	#434
stevieray Most things I worry about… Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $-1324727	a big thread about women sucking and now a video of a girl beig kicked in the face? how low are we going to set the bar?
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