Have you ever...

[Hoover]

A couple of years ago I had my brothers white Ford F-150. I was driving it into the next town and met a city cop. I looked down and I was probably going 55 in a 35 or something. I new I was nailed. Any the street had two lanes of traffic in each direction, the cop was on the outside lane in his direction.

He lit the cherries and whipped a u-turn to come after me. He just didn't see that some old lady was in his blind spot and she t-boned his ass. I yelled out "yeeeee-haw" and got the hell out of town. Dumb fu@ker.