Life Coworkers can be so cruel - Page 5

**luv** · 05-19-2009, 10:51 AM

So, here I am. I'm sitting here working (and posting), when, all of a sudden, the delectable odor of freshly popped popcorn comes sailing through the hallways and makes its way into my office. You know how hard it is to concentrate when your tummy starts growling?

**DeezNutz** · 05-19-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Of course, I put ketchup on scrambled eggs. Apparently some people take exception with this. It sure annoyed my ex-wife. The first time she saw me do it, we were at a McDonald's in Washington, and as I squeezed the ketchup out of the pack onto my eggs, she watched with a look of contempt and said "I want a divorce."

Frazod · 05-19-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

My ex dipped her steak in ranch.

****in weirdo.

"Make sure it's cooked all the way through, no juices or anything..so I can smother it in Ranch and destroy any of the tiny bit of flavor that was left."

My current wife always gets her steaks done well or medium well - drives me crazy. Why not just throw the damned thing in the fire?

Medium rare for me. Medium on prime rib.

EyePod · 05-19-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I don't understand. You've had pussy that smelled and you dove in head first?

I'm just saying that it generally doesn't smell great. I'm not a fan. But once I get down there I don't mind. It's not like I was eating nacho cheese or anything. Maybe you could think of the smell during that time of the month... *SHUDDERS* but once it's over, not bad at all.

EyePod · 05-19-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

My current wife always gets her steaks done well or medium well - drives me crazy. Why not just throw the damned thing in the fire?

Medium rare for me. Medium on prime rib.

There was apparently a study that shows that if you eat charred red meat (like well done) on a regular basis, you're 60% more likely to get pancreatic cancer. I'll try and find it now.

Pablo · 05-19-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

I'm just saying that it generally doesn't smell great. I'm not a fan. But once I get down there I don't mind. It's not like I was eating nacho cheese or anything. Maybe you could think of the smell during that time of the month... *SHUDDERS* but once it's over, not bad at all.

Eh..unless the girl you're with is generally unclean or hasn't showered/douched that day; then their shouldn't be much of an odor. Just my general experience.

EyePod · 05-19-2009, 12:44 PM

Here we go:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/147028.php

Frazod · 05-19-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

I use ketchup for this sometimes, but that's only if I don't have any hot sauce.

I prefer hot sauce if it's just eggs. But when I get corned beef hash and eggs (my favorite breakfast dish) I get the eggs over easy, slather the whole thing with ketchup and mix it into one great big gooey mess before eating. Yummy.

EyePod · 05-19-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

Eh..unless the girl you're with is generally unclean or hasn't showered/douched that day; then their shouldn't be much of an odor. Just my general experience.

Yeah, I know. I was just saying when it's that time of the month I can't stand the smell. Once it's over, I dive right in. And isn't douching really unhealthy for a woman?

Katipan · 05-19-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

I'm just saying that it generally doesn't smell great. I'm not a fan. But once I get down there I don't mind. It's not like I was eating nacho cheese or anything. Maybe you could think of the smell during that time of the month... *SHUDDERS* but once it's over, not bad at all.

If pussy tasted like nacho cheese I'd be all over it.

Frazod · 05-19-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

There was apparently a study that shows that if you eat charred red meat (like well done) on a regular basis, you're 60% more likely to get pancreatic cancer. I'll try and find it now.

I wish we could afford to eat steak on a regular basis.

No worries in that department.

Katipan · 05-19-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

Yeah, I know. I was just saying when it's that time of the month I can't stand the smell. Once it's over, I dive right in. And isn't douching really unhealthy for a woman?

We have self cleaning ovens.

But it's nice once in a blue moon.

**Donger** · 05-19-2009, 12:47 PM

What an odd thread. From popcorn to brats to ketchup to pussy.

Pablo · 05-19-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

My current wife always gets her steaks done well or medium well - drives me crazy. Why not just throw the damned thing in the fire?

Medium rare for me. Medium on prime rib.

Pretty much. I like my steak like I like my women, warm, juicy pink center. *Insert laughter here*

She also used to smother her chicken in ranch. I'd concoct marvelous marinades, and the chicken would be moist and flavorful. Then she'd just dump an asston of Hidden Valley all over it as soon as I pulled it off the grill.

I stopped seasoning/marinating her chicken to see if she'd notice.

She didn't. Ranch must just taste that kick-ass.

Pablo · 05-19-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

And isn't douching really unhealthy for a woman?

I don't know. I'm not a woman.

Pablo · 05-19-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

What an odd thread. From popcorn to brats to ketchup to pussy.

Offseason. Get over it.

05-19-2009, 10:51 AM
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05-19-2009, 12:44 PM	#66
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Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $6809900 VARSITY	What an odd thread. From popcorn to brats to ketchup to pussy. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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