Hodgepodge

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

The guys with your team's colors run with or throw or kick the pointy ball, until they get it in the end of the field and they all jump around and slap each other's asses in celebration. If you're lucky, your team does it more than the other team. Once you learn that, the rest of it's just minutiae.

And I like my team because red is my favorite color and their butts look the best in those pants, right?

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

And I like my team because red is my favorite color and their butts look the best in those pants, right?

I would never assume that.

You might prefer to check the packages. Although that's harder to judge, with the cups and all.

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I would never assume that.

You might prefer to check the packages. Although that's harder to judge, with the cups and all.

Blue is my favorite color anway.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Blue is my favorite color anway.

So's my wife's!

Hey... do you think I suck in the sack too, and am a worthless good-for-nothing husband?

It would be real awkward if you turn out to be her. Lord only knows what she does when I'm in work. Usually, it's "surf The Huns and get the computer corrupted".

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

So's my wife's!

Hey... do you think I suck in the sack too, and am a worthless good-for-nothing husband?

It would be real awkward if you turn out to be her. Lord only knows what she does when I'm in work. Usually, it's "surf The Huns and get the computer corrupted".

If I thought you sucked in the sack and was good-for-nothing, I'd have already taken you for half.

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:22 PM

Actually, if I thought you sucked in the sack, I doubt we'd have gotten married.

JD10367 · 05-23-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

If I thought you sucked in the sack and was good-for-nothing, I'd have already taken you for half.

Nah, she won't do that 'cause, like the old song goes, "nothin' from nothin' means nothin'".

**luv** · 05-23-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Nah, she won't do that 'cause, like the old song goes, "nothin' from nothin' means nothin'".

You suck in the sack, you're good-for-nothing, and you're broke. It's her fault for marrying you.

05-23-2009, 10:22 PM	#6
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